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The Daily ITK Discussion Thread - The Get in There!/Oh Woe is Me Edition 28th August 2013

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Archibald&Crooks

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Good morning courgette strokers​
All is quiet on the ITK front.​
The psychiatric front however is busier than ever after fresh outbreaks of bipolarity. The worrying thing is that some of you raise families, live normal lives and probably hold position of great responsibility. Yet somehow still walk among us. But hey-ho, i'm not one to sit back and point the finger, oh no. Not when there's some pisstaking to be done. So for all you bipolars out there, get a load of this.​
Do you REALLY think that we're going to sign another player for circa £30m? Come onnnnnnnn. Really? The BSoDL have done their jobs well. This all reeks of previous heroic last minute failures. And i've read that some of you are expecting no less than FIVE more new signings. There's being bipolar and then there's being a silly ****, but you got problems if you're bipolar AND a silly ****. That's some cocktail. So yeah, there won't be five signings, there won't be a £30m player and Daniel Levy will be on the end of some serious backlash.​
OK back to what some of us like to call 'reality'..........​
This is the bestest transfer window ever. I can't wait for us to spend another £60-70m on at least five players. Lamela, Vlad, a striker and 'Playmaker X', plus a left back. Possibly at least one player from Madrid. Some of the names i'm hearing have me masturbating furiously and Daniel Levy deserves great personal credit. In fact one name was texted to me and I bashed one out on the spot. Luckily, the head of security in Tesco's was a fellow Spurs fan and I got let off with a stern warning.​
So. As I was saying, you biploar ****s are heading for a serious bout of depression. There's no way we'll make these signings. Do we really think the Willian fiasco was down to Kia/Chelsea being ****s? Is it really beyiond the realms of possibility that Levy planted a few seeds while we dragged our heels? I'd take the pills now if I were you. Losing Bale and hoarding the money. Levy out. The bald headed dwarf gussettsniffer.​
But every cloud has a silver lining. Come Sept 3rd we could have one of the strongest squads in the league. When we sign these five players we'll be serious challengers. We'll have made a big step up in mentality and the feel of being Spurs. Fucking bring it on, it's an amazing buzz.​
So there you have it my little bipolarites. All is well at Spurs. Or it's all gone fucking bandy. Who knows? You do.​
Today's word of the day is: breakdown​
 

Wideboy78

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lack of itk is surely Ominous. Gives us nothing to breakdown either. Maybe we can just hypothesise on the impending departure of bugger lugs to real Madrid. Again
 

AX-Spur

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#BREAKDOWN

Is that the same as negative news? As opposite to #MELTDOWN??

A&C, are you predicting a day full of negative news?? I can´t take that, better keep out of here all day! (who am I kidding, I'll be here...)
 

Gilzeanking

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Its so early , you must be in the Aegean currently . Life is slower and more peaceful out there . I hope you can find compassion for the twisted big city psyches imploding before your very eyes..
 

Twizzle

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Its eerily quiet on the ITK front, we should be going ape shit at this time of the transfer window
 

Lilbaz

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Can't you give us another quote?

I know they might not have anything to do with transfers but trying to figure them out left me 2 inches from the meaning of life.

Yes i got the wrong hole.
 

Arnoldtoo

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After Willian the quieter it is, the more is going on behind the scenes. Trust me.

While we're waiting, can I interest you in some magic beans?
 

ButchCassidy

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It seems the Willian fiasco has ignited a renewed battle against info leaks at the club. I think we'll be getting most of our info from people with connections outside the club from here: people whose sources are agents and journos, or those like AtlantaYid who knows somebody close to JL. Don't think the big guns will be sticking their neck out unnecessarily anytime soon.
 

watyid

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I got a text late last night from a mate who asked how far we were with the Eriksson transfer and what Brazilian were we back in for

now I'm not sure what he has heard but he usually has spot on info
 

yankspurs

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First time being awake for the beginning of a new ITK thread being an American. I can now die happily.

Just sign a fucking winger, Levy! Preferably one named Erik.
 
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