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The Daily ITK Discussion Thread - The Hurt Feelings Edition 31st July 2013

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Archibald&Crooks

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Morning nutcases​
The ITK from yesterday can best be summed up by saying Soldado is done, Bale is leaving and Bale is staying.​
Is there any other news A&C? I hear you ask.​
There most certainly is. Reports from somewhere or another indicate we're signing someone or another, hold on, i'll look it up.​
Got it. Vlad the Impaler. Sorry, Vlad Chiriches, a Romanian defender. That's the one. Reports from Romania indicate we're signing him. It's all exciting isn't it?​
IIRC Valencia said something about a deadline of 3rd August or something so is anyone really surprised if we even take a mini deadline to the wire? Levys gotta have his fun, don't begrudge him ;)
From the bellyknocking to the farcical.​
Last night we received an e-mail from Akqayid threatening legal action against anyone calling him a WUM.
He then complained that we 'went public' with his threat when according to him, there was no need to do so. I'm not sure how we are meant to put a stop to people talking about him unless we explain why. Unless he thinks we should employ a team of 'naughty comments busters' to exclusively hunt down posts from people that say things he doesn't like.
Ironically, it seems everyone except Akqayid is ITK on this, but as you all know, we did actually put a stop to having his information posted on SC a long time ago as it only resulted in negative comments. So if you say bad things about him then you do so at your own risk.
As for what that risk might actually be, well, SC's mod team has a couple of ambulance chasers in its ranks and they are far more qualified than I am to say, although I have a rough idea :sneaky:
Obviously there's a lot more than that which could be said but right now there's not much point.​
Anyway, enough of that. You're all dying to hear about what happened to me last night aren't you? Don't lie, yes you are.......My wife knocked on the bathroom door last night and said, 'Are you ok in there? You've been in there for nearly two hours'​
I didn't reply, so she slowly pulled down the handle and let herself in.​
10 minutes later she walked into the pub and called me a ****.​
Still, she wasn't as mad as the time she sent me out to buy her some 'femine products'.....she wasn't too thrilled when I came back with a new hoover and ironing board. Mind you, it isn't all one way in our house. Last week she had her annual medical and when she got home I thought i'd show an interest, so I asked her 'What did the doctor have to say love?', she smiled and said that the doctor thought she had the body of a 21yr old. I laughed at that and asked her 'I bet he did, what about your 45 yr old ****?' she looked up without a seconds thought and said, 'no, you weren't mentioned'. Zing! Game, Set and Match to Mrs A&C.​
On the other hand, Mrs A&C wasn't too happy the night she wanted us both to fantasize we were different people when we had sex and she said she wanted me to be Brad Pitt. I said ok that's fine but for some reason she stormed out of the bedroom when I asked her to be the big titted 18yr old dental nurse that just started work with her.​
Onions.​
Todays word of the day: Announcement*​
*Well, I was actually torn between that and yougottabejoking but the final choice seems more ITK related.​
 

SonicSarr

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Good stuff to wake up to. Soldado is an important one to get over the line and nothing seems to have openly changed on our side with Bale.

However I would like to make an anouncement. 'Real Madrid, Jonathan Barnett, SSN & Marca, please f*** o** !!
 

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So to clarify the whole Suarez to Spurs was made up bollocks by some fellow SC'ers as a big two fingers to the media and tw***** and they, including the BBC, The Metro fell for it hook, line and sinker?...that's brilliant!

(Plus NE thinks Everyone on SC doesn't like him, that'll be his first correct ITK then)
 

Adam456

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I normally ignore all of the press shite but I would like to mention that today the BBC has sunk to a new low in journalistic standards. Its football headline is:

Foreign move 'no problem for Bale'. The quote ? Former Arsenhole striker John Hartson.
 

SonicSarr

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I normally ignore all of the press shite but I would like to mention that today the BBC has sunk to a new low in journalistic standards. Its football headline is:

Foreign move 'no problem for Bale'. The quote ? Former Arsenhole striker John Hartson.

Let's not lose sight of the fact that POTL said 4 days ago that the new Bale contract was virtually complete and Grey Fox is so confident Bale is staying that he has put his man-giblets on the line. Let's keep it real in the face of this shocking media onslaught.
 

Mullers

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I see that POTl is crediting uncle Frank for the signings we made so far but none of those signings were his suggestions, we could've signed those players without him. This is not evidence of how well he's done in the job so far as far as I am concerned.
 

Mattspurs1982

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Can't believe we're on the brink of sealing the Soldier. Wow what a signing and statement that is. The gooners miss out on Higuin and we seal Soldado. Please please Spurs get this done. If we resist Bale offers we really are going places next year...
 

wosH

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Loving JJ's comments about LLM. Been following his comments with excitement - good to have another top ITK vouch for him. Surely he could be allowed in the RO now?

One of the best and most active ITK it seems.
 

ross the saint

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So to clarify the whole Suarez to Spurs was made up bollocks by some fellow SC'ers as a big two fingers to the media and tw***** and they, including the BBC, The Metro fell for it hook, line and sinker?...that's brilliant!

(Plus NE thinks Everyone on SC doesn't like him, that'll be his first correct ITK then)
Did this actually take off?

I saw this starting to run yesterday afternoon, if it's made it to the press then that's epic. Kudos to my fellow SC'ers.
 

dudu

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I see that POTl is crediting uncle Frank for the signings we made so far but none of those signings were his suggestions, we could've signed those players without him. This is not evidence of how well he's done in the job so far as far as I am concerned.


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