The Daily ITK Discussion Thread - The ITK makes me moist edition 16th September

[BehindEnemyLines]

The second coming is nearly upon us...

Hang on, I only just finished cleaning up after the first!

It's gonna get messy if this all comes to fruition!

 

[Japhet]

And turned down the role as a villain in You Only Bid Twice

Blowjob was the perfect role for him due to his dwarfish stature. Back on topic now.

 

[Indisguise]

Haven't been around the transfer forums much lately. Nice to pop back in and see some really positive news. I'm still heavily sceptical about Bale (having been mightily optimistic for several years) but fingers crossed anyway!

 

[parklane_B39-R16-S25]

Knowing Levy, this is all a massive build up to the unveiling of Troy Deeney and Demari Gray ? if we can get KuwaitiSpurs back on the threads I’ll donate an extra £20

 

[whitestreak]

And turned down the role as a villain in You Only Bid Twice

Yeah But he's got the lead on "Buy Another Day" and its sequel "Buy Another Way"

 

[neilp]

In recognition of our leaders fine work, I will top up my monthly donation by £25 when we sign Bale.

 

[Benny to Bale]

I just want my username to relevant again ?? Gotta wait till Friday to hit up the coffers, but definitely worth it.

 

[RikkiRocket]

Yeah But he's got the lead on "Buy Another Day" and its sequel "Buy Another Way"

the transition from Dr No to Thunderballs is an extreme one. For sure he’s given the Goldfinger to UTD.

it’s all a bit octopussy now.

regards.

the man with the golden pun.

 

[topper]

Update from Prof oN COYS a few mins back


Carrier pigeon just arrived with another missive from the warty one. Doesn't say much new or intelligible, but he was not happy with me for sitting on the Bale news for two days last week, so here goes.

Can I say 'Told You So' yet? Not quite, but almost. Still some contract language to agree. If almost becomes done, might be able to share some of the back story. He definitely told Uncle J that THFC is his number 1 choice and that info has been conveyed to the club. Said he hasn't seen himlooking and sounding this happy and enthusiastic for years. Believes he has a special connection with the fans. Hope he's right and they'll give him some time to adapt. Not famous for their patience though.

Scattergun approach for the striker. Lots of baited lines in the water but waiting for a solid bite.

DL in BCD talks with some plutocrats. Trying to find out if it's transfer related or something else.

Made inroads on three others (non-RM), but will only buy one - whichever is the better deal. One of them could becontroversial --- I love Man

And that's where the message ended. I'm assuming it wastruncated and lopped off something like "United, but I don't think they'll be hijacking the deal". Or not.

 

[Deleted member 27995]

Update from Prof oN COYS a few mins back


Carrier pigeon just arrived with another missive from the warty one. Doesn't say much new or intelligible, but he was not happy with me for sitting on the Bale news for two days last week, so here goes.







And that's where the message ended. I'm assuming it wastruncated and lopped off something like "United, but I don't think they'll be hijacking the deal". Or not.

Thanks for sharing.

Interesting info in there be interesting to see it piece together as time moves forward.

 

[hellava_tough]

Update from Prof oN COYS a few mins back


Carrier pigeon just arrived with another missive from the warty one. Doesn't say much new or intelligible, but he was not happy with me for sitting on the Bale news for two days last week, so here goes.







And that's where the message ended. I'm assuming it wastruncated and lopped off something like "United, but I don't think they'll be hijacking the deal". Or not.

What does BCD stand for?

Btw, I suspect I know who the controversial player would be, but we're not allowed to guess in here, are we?

 

[NoPainNoKane]

Update from Prof oN COYS a few mins back


Carrier pigeon just arrived with another missive from the warty one. Doesn't say much new or intelligible, but he was not happy with me for sitting on the Bale news for two days last week, so here goes.







And that's where the message ended. I'm assuming it wastruncated and lopped off something like "United, but I don't think they'll be hijacking the deal". Or not.

Just looked up BCD meaning and got - "BCD stands for Bareback Cum Dumpster. It is often used to describe an unfaithful Adultress who has had continued unprotected intercourse with a plethora of inferior, degenerate males."

Didn't have Levy down as the type

 

[TheCheeseRoom]

What does BCD stand for?

Btw, I suspect I know who the controversial player would be, but we're not allowed to guess in here, are we?

Business Continuity ......?

 

[tony0379]

Update from Prof oN COYS a few mins back


Carrier pigeon just arrived with another missive from the warty one. Doesn't say much new or intelligible, but he was not happy with me for sitting on the Bale news for two days last week, so here goes.







And that's where the message ended. I'm assuming it wastruncated and lopped off something like "United, but I don't think they'll be hijacking the deal". Or not.

Controversial hey? Must be Ramsey

 

[thebenjamin]

Behind closed doors

 

[cjsimba]

Update from Prof oN COYS a few mins back


Carrier pigeon just arrived with another missive from the warty one. Doesn't say much new or intelligible, but he was not happy with me for sitting on the Bale news for two days last week, so here goes.







And that's where the message ended. I'm assuming it wastruncated and lopped off something like "United, but I don't think they'll be hijacking the deal". Or not.

BCD = behind closed doors?

 

[Insomnia]

Update from Prof oN COYS a few mins back


Carrier pigeon just arrived with another missive from the warty one. Doesn't say much new or intelligible, but he was not happy with me for sitting on the Bale news for two days last week, so here goes.







And that's where the message ended. I'm assuming it wastruncated and lopped off something like "United, but I don't think they'll be hijacking the deal". Or not.

BCD?

 

[hellava_tough]

Business Continuity ......?

Actually, might be bid closing date

EDIT Behind closed doors makes more sense

 

[Lily White Lady]

Controversial hey? Must be Ramsey

Tracks with the ITK last night on the controversial midfielder who has done us some damage in the past (or words to that effect!)

 

[mrboombarrakoomba]

Well i've just casted a spell for 4 new incomings so don't worry folks, it will be all lilywhite on the night