- Feb 1, 2005
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Good morning ITK'ers. Today is SC's offical opening of the TR Forums. It was supposed to be yesterday, but unforseen circumstances meant that it wasn't possible.
Last week me and the mrs went to the zoo and as we were looking at the skunk cage she noticed that it was unlocked, so quick as a flash I reached in and grabbed one of them.
I told her that they were worth lots of money, and that she should stuff it down her knickers to smuggle it past the security guards at the gate. "But what about the overpowering stench?" She asked.
"Fuck it, if it dies it dies"
And here's a little ditty to kick off the thread with...........
To the tune of Mamma Mia by Abba
I've been reading ITK since I don't know when
So I made up my mind, it drives me round the bend
Look at me now, will I ever learn?
I don't know how but I suddenly lose control
There's a fire within my soul
Just one rumour and I then start to sing
One update and my heart can go zing, w-o-o-o-oh
Transfer Rumours, here I go again
My my, how can I resist you?
Transfer Rumours, does it show again?
My my, just how much I've missed you
Yes, I've been brokenhearted
Blue since the day we parted
Why, why did I ever let you go?
Transfer Rumours, now I really know,
My my, I could never let you go.
I've been angry and sad about things that were wrong
I can't count all the times A&C's done a song
Now this window, i'm a rumour whore
I ought to know, that some rumours they can be wrong
You know that I'm not that strong.
ITK really is the best thing
Just add salt when you read everything, w-o-o-o-oh
Transfer Rumours, here we go again
My my, how can we resist you?
Transfer Rumours, does it show again?
My my, just how much we've missed you
Yes, I've been brokenhearted
Blue since the day we parted
Why, why did the window ever close?
Transfer Rumours, even if I say
Bye bye, cryptics must be clever
Transfer Rumours, read them everyday
Done Deal, is it now or never?
Transfer Rumours, here we go again
My my, how can I resist you?
Transfer Rumours, does it show again?
My my, just how much we've missed you
Yes, I know it's hoofhearted
Not since the day Bent departed
Why, why did the window ever close
Transfer Rumours, now I really know
My my, I should donate SC some dough
And with that in mind, it might be the right time to mention that SC's coffers are almost bare. So if you were thinking of paying the rent or buying food, fuck that are you insane? Donate to SC now! It is urgently needed.
Simply go to the front page and hit the yellow 'donate' button. Donations are processed through Paypal but you don't need an account, just a credit/debit card and don't worry, it's secure.
