The Daily ITK Discussion Thread - The Weekend Edition 8/9th June 2013

[Archibald&Crooks]

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Good morning ITK Junkies. It's getting desperate isn't it?

ITK updates are thin on the ground and people are clinging onto the most skinny rumours in the hope that they might come off. Having said that, I do actually hope there is something in all this Bernard stuff as that's the name Bill Oddie goes by down at the knickersniffers and masternappers club.

This morning Mrs A&C says to me "My nipples are as hot today as they was 50 years ago" so I said,"They fucking ought to be. One's in your coffee the other's in your porridge"

Yesterday's poster of the day was TottenhamLegend for pledging £1 to SC for every ITK update between yesterday morning and Sunday evening

See you Monday when hopefully there will be some ITK to round up.

 

[DiscoD1882]

Looks like its just me then.

 

[Lilbaz]

Weeeeeekend! Pity got work tonight.

Levy in negotiations? Then wtf is baldini for?

 

[Lilbaz]

By the way if the nsa or gchq are snooping, give us some itk on who levy's been e-mailing please? We wont tell anyone honest. Or is that how the goat gets his info? Conspiracy!

 

[micmay]

today is the day
baldini done

 

[JJetset]

I missed it too! Who is the Cobra ??

 

[doom]

If baldini's Roma contract stipulates he cannot negotiate transfers of Roma's players then maybe Levy will do this before Baldini signs for us

 

[Lilbaz]

The goats arch enemy. They were once friends but an argument over a tuna sandwich led to a tragic end for the girl they both loved. Now they work on different forums gathering information, for what we don't know. But be sure one day there will be war.
GRRM is meant to have based the characters of varys and littlefinger on them.

 

[AussieSpurMan]

Hi guys. Time to "heat it Up"!!!!!!!
Love to hear some positive news!!

 

[mark87]

Morning fellow SCers, fingers crosed for some more positive news today. Had a dream last night that we signed Kieron Dyer and he was our only summer signing, woke up in a sweat but thankfully wasn't real.

 

[HighVoltage]

Morning fellow SCers, fingers crosed for some more positive news today. Had a dream last night that we signed Kieron Dyer and he was our only summer signing, woke up in a sweat but thankfully wasn't real.

Did you have a boner while waking up?

 

[Flynn]

The goats arch enemy. They were once friends but an argument over a tuna sandwich led to a tragic end for the girl they both loved. Now they work on different forums gathering information, for what we don't know. But be sure one day there will be war.
GRRM is meant to have based the characters of varys and littlefinger on them.

Then the goat must be Littlefinger because we all know the Cobra / Varys has no nuts!

 

[mark87]

Did you have a boner while waking up?

No, Keiron Dyer isn't really my cup of tea.

 

[matthew.absurdum]

Can a cobra eat a goat?

 

[AussieSpurMan]

Can a cobra eat a goat?

To big i think!!

An anaconda maybe!

 

[Spurs_Bear]

I missed it too! Who is the Cobra ??

The man who asked you to confirm that Bernard's agent met DL so that SC and COYS would stop having a go at him...

 

[blodge99]

I missed it too! Who is the Cobra ??

Carl Froch

 

[Archibald&Crooks]

The man who asked you to confirm that Bernard's agent met DL so that SC and COYS would stop having a go at him...

The Cobra is The Fighting Cock's version of The Goat. And this is all now getting a bit close to creating an atmosphere where sly pops and digs at ITK starts being seen as acceptable again. So before it does, let's nip it in the bud.

Read the info, comment on the info.

 

[Spurs_Bear]

The Cobra is The Fighting Cock's version of The Goat. And this is all now getting a bit close to creating an atmosphere where sly pops and digs at ITK starts being seen as acceptable again. So before it does, let's nip it in the bud.

Read the info, comment on the info.

Sing the theme tune...?

 

[robbiedee]

To big i think!!

An anaconda maybe!

A cobra can eat an anaconda? Bloody hell!!!

I'm not expecting any ground breaking transfer news this weekend. Won't stop me spending half my time in here though