Player Watch: Gareth Bale - Retires

[Archibald&Crooks]

Now then, now then, now then..........Given my surname that wouldn’t surprise me... (Savile and no, no relation whatsoever)

Something about your post makes me suspicious

 

[philll]

Tottenham. Look at this thread. Look at what you've done to us. ****s.

 

[Donki]

Where do you think Bale is staying? Hotel i London? Just curious.

At the training ground..... look the room up on YouTube! Pretty cool. His wife and kid arrived with him didn't they?

 

[nstream]

Is levy waiting for me to finish the documentary? 2 minutes left on the last episode!

 

[Cornpattbuck]

He'll stay at the Lodge. Like Mourinho did when he first arrived. The facilities are phenomenal apparently.

And the pillows. Oh, the pillows.

 

[daveduvet]

Holy shit. That's genuinely fucking mental.

Think I read somewhere that @Rob has managed to get a % of all data usage from phone companies; so, indirectly, you’ve contributed to the site

 

[mil1lion]

We go now to our news reporter at Hotspur Way

 

[Meercat]

Something about your post makes me suspicious

Believe me, that **** made my school days hell with the stupid ‘ows about ows about jangle, jangle schtick. It was a blessing to grow up and it finally disappear, then he had to get outed as the biggest paedo ever... someone even made the leap on a David Icke thing because I wrote Toechwood and decided because I worked for the BBC I was just like him... and probably a fucking lizard I suppose hah

 

[UncleBuck]

Bang on 10 o’clock at the stadium, fireworks etc.
It’ll be like New Years with a stage, the three of them walk out to can can dancers dressed up as DL....

 

[banndervaart]

 

[bomberH]

10 Gig in one day jesus fucking christ

I was in France when Spurs played Reading in the Berbatov era. I was refreshing the BBC site throughout the match and of course it was 6 fucking 4 in the end. My phone bill was £250 purely for the 90 minute refreshing.

I did that thing where you threaten to leave If they didn’t reduce the price (it was Orange) and they called my bluff and said ok, thanks. I said ‘ah, ok bye’. I had to phone up half hour later and ask to be taken back, like a grovelling twat who cheated on his gf. The guy laughed and said it was fine and he reduced my bill to £150.

Erm.... 10 minutes until dragon1 is hopefully proven correct!

 

[bigpalacios]

Probably a pretty standard day in terms of routine when we sign someone it's just the fact it's so high profile that we think itll be announced just because we have seen him at Hotspur way. Wasnt Hart there over night before he was announced?

 

[mark87]

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Boyyyyyyyyy you better hope that's his number.

 

[jondre91]

have we all officially lost our minds.

 

[Wadec]

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Here we go....

 

[andy00900]

Bang on 10 o’clock at the stadium, fireworks etc.
It’ll be like New Years with a stage, the three of them walk out to can can dancers dressed up as DL....

I'd prefer DL dressed as a can-can dancer

 

[McFlash]

One of the greats.

My surname's Read (OK, it's a different spelling) and one of my son's named Oliver in homage to the great man.

 

[neilp]

Such a school boy error

He’s not a school boy now, he’s doing his A levels.

 

[rez9000]

have we all official lost our minds.

Yes. And our adverbs.

(Sorry, chap - couldn't resist!)

 

[McFlash]

was it Wogan he was on, pissed as a fart...?

was a big actor for a while, an old school hell raiser. Died in the middle of filming Gladiator with Russel Crowe...

Either Russel Harty or Aspall, iirc.