Player Watch: Gareth Bale - Retires

[doctor stefan Freud]

Jesus Christ.

 

[dk-yid]

I have lost interest in either of the signings, if we sign them, ok, if not, so what’s. Only Tottenham could make a signing so useless..

No post has ever deserved a WTF rating more than this one. Congratulations. This is going to take something special to beat.

 

[jedimonkey]

LOL

Merson knows the square root of fuck all.

 

[spurs mental]

LOL

Clueless.

 

[Clive Wilson]

More helmets in this thread than the tour de France

 

[CanadaSpurs]

I wonder if they’re waiting for manure to kick off to drop the double-scoop just to take the piss.

 

[mark87]

More helmets in this thread than the tour de France

 

[stov]

 

[Fidget]

LOL

Wankersville Enormitus

 

[al_pacino]

LOL

I don't suppose anyone in the media are pointing out Arsenal are happy to sit very deep and play mainly on the counter?

 

[Gspurs11]

Just enjoy it. He’s signed. Reguilon has signed. Relax and it’ll be announced in due course. Why does everyone have to be so immediate?

Rather they get it right and present it in the way it deserves *cue comments about it being a feature-length film due to the wait ?*

 

[SecretLemonadeDrinker]

Harry Kane tests out his new look and has a message for those who said he would never be a righteous dude.

 

[George94]

Just enjoy it. He’s signed. Reguilon has signed. Relax and it’ll be announced in due course. Why does everyone have to be so immediate?

Rather they get it right and present in the way it deserves *cue comments about it be a feature-length film due to the wait ?*

It's going to be Bale up that bloody skywalk, I just know it

 

[spurslenny]

Incredible stamina levels and dedication being shown in this thread.

Can we not distill it and get some to Ndombele before tomorrow's game?

 

[doctor stefan Freud]

Merson knows the square root of fuck all.

Imagine you find a large potato at the back of your food cupboard. It’s been there for years, turning and festering in the darkness. Now imagine you bury it in your garden for a couple of weeks; the neighbours’ cats shit on the plot it’s buried under daily, giving it a dim lease of life that can’t be characterised by any other words but ‘lumpen’ and ‘shit-flecked’. Then suppose you dig it up, bring it into the morning light. Perhaps you’re a chemistry student and you’re curious to see what happens if you charge it with electricity. So you rig it to the mains and throw the switch, and it melts and whines as noxious gasses leak through the fissures of its turd-blasted surface, emitting an incomprehensible fart-like expulsion.

Well that’s essentially the essence of Merson. His looks, his voice, his reasoning

 

[$hoguN]

Merson knows the square root of fuck all.

Paul Merson on the 'daily' drinking games he played with Gazza

The famous footballers lived together when they were both playing at Middlesbrough in 1998

www.google.co.uk

There is a reason for that though

 

[KingJanBert]

On the RM site you can now buy a Bale 11 shirt again... ?

 

[Don_Felipe]

It's going to be Bale up that bloody skywalk, I just know it

They're going to aim at the US market, he'll be on the NFL pitch as it unfolds (or whatever it does), wearing a cowboy hat, will kick a field goal (whatever that is) and eat a corndog (whatever that is)

 

[GetKaned]

Ok. Before I commit sudoku, please say this could be some technical glitch. Definitely they gave 11 to Asensio.

 

[Zippy1980]

There are some tits on here.