The Spurs Twitter Thread - 25/26 August 2012

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The rest of the stuff, such as formation talk, what you'd pay for player X, Y or Z, how you'd deal with selling so and so, who you think we should buy can go into another thread. Not this one.​

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[vdv112]

Tom Collomosse ‏@TomCStandard
Don't think #thfc have totally ruled out a deal for Loic Remy. Reckon he's below others on the list but still one of the options, I think

 

[ButchCassidy]

Lets get this started.

After rumors of Juventus abandoning their pursuit of Llorente we get this...
Arbër Sulejmani ‏@arberitoz
BOOM! 6:30AM ; Latest news is that Fernando Llorente is backtraining with the rest of the squad. #JuveNews - apparently.

Our man Dan, who's usually right about almost everything, on Luka:
Dan ‏@Gards44
@cubby1976 hahahahaha honestly things do change but at this rate late next week expect more signings! Luka by monday!

As usual, the Daily Fail are about 3 days behind.
BPLTransferNews ‏@BPLTransferNews
#THFC are tracking Isco (Mail)

And my favorite kind of ITK: completely random nonsense! Bring on the meltdown!
Warren C ‏@wozznotwas
Been told by a man that served Sandro a Big Mac in a McDonalds in Enfield that Leandro Damiao has signed 4 Spurs 4 £19.7m. #ITK#THFC #Inter

 

[sweyid]

Tom Collomosse ‏@TomCStandard
Don't think #thfc have totally ruled out a deal for Loic Remy. Reckon he's below others on the list but still one of the options, I think

Was about to post that tweet, but you beat me to it.

I think it's good that we're looking at several options to play out wide on the right and I'd take anyone of our targets TBH, be it Sturridge, Remy, Aubameyang, Willian or Isco. I rate Willian and he's impressed me when I've seen him in the CL, but in many ways he's the wild card and the one surrounded by most uncertainty as to wether he'd cope with the PL, but an exciting player non the less.

 

[Danners9]

And my favorite kind of ITK: completely random nonsense! Bring on the meltdown!
Warren C ‏@wozznotwas
Been told by a man that served Sandro a Big Mac in a McDonalds in Enfield that Leandro Damiao has signed 4 Spurs 4 £19.7m. #ITK#THFC #Inter

quality!!

Not the McDonalds, that's rank, but the ITK scenario.

 

[TheGreenLily]

quality!!

Not the McDonalds, that's rank, but the ITK scenario.

Warren C... Warren, rabbits, tunnels etc. C = ****, pussy, fanny etc, useless twat of a person.

Hmmmm

I think he/she needs to see doctor about their **** looking like a warren, never know, could be infected with rabbits.

Now that's ITK

 

[Danners9]

Too bad Sandro was just being served rather than being bothered while eating. You could add a line to say he had McDonalds mayo and 2 day old lettuce stuck to his chin.

And then roundhouse kicked his burger wrapper into the bin before breaking into song.

 

[gazzeh]

Football Agent ‏@FootballAgent4
Talks yesterday in London, between Daniel Levy and the Internacional chairman "Progressed Well" over the transfer of Leandro Damiao

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[rawhide]

And my favorite kind of ITK: completely random nonsense! Bring on the meltdown!
Warren C ‏@wozznotwas
Been told by a man that served Sandro a Big Mac in a McDonalds in Enfield that Leandro Damiao has signed 4 Spurs 4 £19.7m. #ITK#THFC #Inter

That's my favourite tweet of the window. Possibly ever. The only way it could be improved is with a blurry photo.

 

[Francis Gibbs]

Warren C ‏@wozznotwas
Been told by a man that served Sandro a Big Mac in a McDonalds in Enfield that Leandro Damiao has signed 4 Spurs 4 £19.7m. #ITK#THFC #Inter

its the £19.7 that is pure genius not £19m not £20m but £19.7m ........... truly inspired

 

[tony0379]

Must be true then

 

[brasil_spur]

And my favorite kind of ITK: completely random nonsense! Bring on the meltdown!
Warren C ‏@wozznotwas
Been told by a man that served Sandro a Big Mac in a McDonalds in Enfield that Leandro Damiao has signed 4 Spurs 4 £19.7m. #ITK#THFC #Inter

 

[Living Legend Colm G]

I see Stoke have signed Edu the American from Rangers. I'm hoping this means they will leave Hudd now.

 

[thetallaghttiger]

Philippe Auclair on twitter says Niang is bound for Milan

 

[Darrkespur]

Warren C ‏@wozznotwas
Been told by a man that served Sandro a Big Mac in a McDonalds in Enfield that Leandro Damiao has signed 4 Spurs 4 £19.7m. #ITK#THFC #Inter

its the £19.7 that is pure genius not £19m not £20m but £19.7m ........... truly inspired

To be fair I think this is the conversion of $60 Million Brazilian Reals (what the Internacional chairman wants for Leandro) into pounds, so it's not randomly plucked out of the air...

 

[Indisguise]

Lets get this started.

And my favorite kind of ITK: completely random nonsense! Bring on the meltdown!
Warren C ‏@wozznotwas
Been told by a man that served Sandro a Big Mac in a McDonalds in Enfield that Leandro Damiao has signed 4 Spurs 4 £19.7m. #ITK#THFC #Inter

If this were even remotely true, it would go down in history as the greatest bit of Spurs ITK ever! It's total shit of course, but very entertaining to say the least!

 

[brasil_spur]

I see Stoke have signed Edu the American from Rangers. I'm hoping this means they will leave Hudd now.

Umm, if AVB doesn't see Hudd in his plans right now then there's little point having him sat in the squad not even making the bench is there.

 

[mil1lion]

I can just imagine the scenario.

Sandro "can I get a big mac please?"
McDonalds Employee "would you like fries with that?"
Sandro "yeah go on then"
McDonalds Employee "and will Leandro be joining you at Spurs?"
Sandro "you what?"
McDonalds Employee "it's just a standard question we have to ask"
Sandro "fair enough, yes he signed for £19.7m"
McDonalds Employee "will he be having fries with that"
Sandro "I guess so"
McDonalds Employee "that will be £5.80 please"
Sandro "WTF? PAIN!!!!"
McDonals Employee "ok ok, £2.50"

 

[Bus-Conductor]

Do you think Big Mac's are part of his sports nutritional package ?

 

[Parkie]

Do you think Big Mac's are part of his sports nutritional package ?

The Huddlestone diet