The Spurs Twitter Thread - READ FIRST POST! 23rd August 2012

[Archibald&Crooks]

Seeing as most of you suffer from attention deficiency disorder and in a fit of boundless optimism, here's attempt No7,491 to convey what this thread is for.​

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ONE TRAWLS THE WEB FOR 'TWEETS' RELATED TO SPURS​

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ONE POSTS THEM IN THIS THREAD​

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ONE DISCUSSES THEM​

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Ii one finds the concept too difficult to understand, ones access will be removed.​

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ONE NOTICES THAT THOSE WHO DO FIND IT TOO DIFFICULT TO COMPREHEND ARE SWIFT IN SENDING A PM DUMBLY ASKING WHY THEY LOST ACCESS.​

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ONE ALSO NOTICES THAT ONCE THEY ARE ALLOWED BACK IN THEY DO IT ALL OVER AGAIN.​

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Thickuss Pigshittus. Once this disease has been caught the only surefire cure is exclusion.​

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SO............................​

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THE FIRST POST IN THIS THREAD HAD BETTER BE A TWEET.​

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Those following it need to be discussing that Tweet. This process should be repeated all day and all night until we refresh the thread.​

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Can you manage it?​

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How many people will lose access?​

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I'll keep the thread updated with our 'losses' as and when they occur.​

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Fancy playing Twitter Roulette? Well do ya, punk?​

 

[PT]

Twitter

 

[kyle]

dan_bu ‏@dan_bu
Van der Vaart's return to #HSV as good as certain, according to "Telegraaf". Reportedly only a matter of the fee. #THFC want €12m.


Here's the article German-speaking fans...
http://www.telegraaf.nl/telesport/v...811947/__Transfer_V_d_Vaart_in_de_maak__.html

 

[Disco32]

dan_bu ‏@dan_bu
Van der Vaart's return to #HSV as good as certain, according to "Telegraaf". Reportedly only a matter of the fee. #THFC want €12m.


Here's the article German-speaking fans...
http://www.telegraaf.nl/telesport/v...811947/__Transfer_V_d_Vaart_in_de_maak__.html

Seriously doubt we would take that little.

 

[RJ1882]

Regarding Tim Sherwoods role at the club:

Andy ‏@andyperry79
@jetsetyid @spursidol @jaymrice what is that role? Is there any chance of a DOF coming in?
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1h akqayid ‏@akqayid
@andyperry79 @jetsetyid @spursidol @jaymrice We already have a DoF
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1h Andy ‏@andyperry79
@akqayid @jetsetyid @spursidol @jaymrice Tim?
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40m akqayid ‏@akqayid
@andyperry79 @jetsetyid @spursidol @jaymrice Daniel

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The original JJetset ‏@jetsetyid
@akqayid @andyperry79 @SpursIdol @JayMRice CORRECT !!!!

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[meursault]

dan_bu ‏@dan_bu
Van der Vaart's return to #HSV as good as certain, according to "Telegraaf". Reportedly only a matter of the fee. #THFC want €12m.


Here's the article German-speaking fans...
http://www.telegraaf.nl/telesport/v...811947/__Transfer_V_d_Vaart_in_de_maak__.html

vdV has been very quiet on twitter recently

 

[barry]

Only 12 million euros, never

 

[Colonel Dax]

dan_bu ‏@dan_bu
Van der Vaart's return to #HSV as good as certain, according to "Telegraaf". Reportedly only a matter of the fee. #THFC want €12m.


Here's the article German-speaking fans...
http://www.telegraaf.nl/telesport/v...811947/__Transfer_V_d_Vaart_in_de_maak__.html

I want these rumours to go away

 

[Gbspurs]

I would hope he would stay till at least January.

 

[spursfan77]

I personally think rafa will be used a lot more at home than away to start off this season, before avb realises he's our best chance of getting goals!

 

[joethfc]

Selling VDV is the baby getting thrown out with the bathwater. It's a bit rash to get rid of him off the bat (especially for shit money). Just give him a season, please!!!

 

[PT]

The original JJetset ‏@jetsetyid
God morgon till mina Svenska twits och en ny anfallare är på väg… Arne Hegerfors

 

[not_tenth-again]

I've thought this a possibility for quite a while.... ever since Sigi signed. Still, it must be personal reasons if true because HSV are pretty poor at the moment. It's a massive step down.

I have a sneaking suspicion HSV wouldn't even have half of the money needed to do this deal and they've got very few worth selling to raise the cash.

I'm somewhat on the fence but I hope he stays.

 

[brasil_spur]

dan_bu ‏@dan_bu
Van der Vaart's return to #HSV as good as certain, according to "Telegraaf". Reportedly only a matter of the fee. #THFC want €12m.


Here's the article German-speaking fans...
http://www.telegraaf.nl/telesport/v...811947/__Transfer_V_d_Vaart_in_de_maak__.html

 

[spurtrix]

The original JJetset ‏@jetsetyid
God morgon till mina Svenska twits och en ny anfallare är på väg… Arne Hegerfor

Translated:

'Good morning to my Swedish twits and a new striker is on the way ... Arne Hegerfors'

 

[gazzeh]

The original JJetset ‏@jetsetyid
God morgon till mina Svenska twits och en ny anfallare är på väg… Arne Hegerfors

This means new striker on way... but whats the ref to Arne Hegefors?!?

 

[Archibald&Crooks]

This means new striker on way... but whats the ref to Arne Hegefors?!?

Arne Hegefors is Swedish sports Commentator/Journalist from what Google tells me

 

[AllSeeingEye]

Arne Hegefors is a sports journo from Sweden.

 

[gazzeh]

Arne Hegefors is Swedish sports Commentator/Journalist from what Google tells me

This is strange. Very strange... we're not signing Toivonen are we!?

 

[Bofbro]

The original JJetset ‏@jetsetyid
God morgon till mina Svenska twits och en ny anfallare är på väg… Arne Hegerfor

Translated:

'Good morning to my Swedish twits and a new striker is on the way ... Arne Hegerfors'

lol.We are signing a commentator to play up front.A bit more of a Arry signing methinks.