Winter Transfer Window Scouting Thread 23/24

[Trent Crimm]

He really has though, refused to come out for the 2nd half against Newcastle! Never in 45 years of following Spurs/football have i known a player down tools like that, in my eyes he went from a Club Legend to a complete nobody with that move, makes me sick to the stomach that we're still paying the quitter!!

I heard that after he refused to come out for the 2nd half that instead of taking his usual long shower he just put a tracksuit top on and called a Uber. As he was leaving an elderly woman fan asked him for selfie. He spat on her, shouted “Le piat dor”, said something about Eric Dier and jumped in the Tesla.

 

[HildoSpur]

He really has though, refused to come out for the 2nd half against Newcastle! Never in 45 years of following Spurs/football have i known a player down tools like that, in my eyes he went from a Club Legend to a complete nobody with that move, makes me sick to the stomach that we're still paying the quitter!!

I saw Hugo at an Asda store yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

 

[jurgen11]

I saw Hugo at an Asda store yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

so he is a shoplifter too? - The Gaul of some people

 

[dirtyh]

What. The. Fuck.

 

[Bluto Blutarsky]

so he is a shoplifter too? - The Gaul of some people

:golfclap:

 

[Bluto Blutarsky]

What. The. Fuck.

What's even worse - when Hugo turned around - he apparently farted in his general direction.

 

[Wick3d]

I saw Hugo at an Asda store yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

For people who don't get it, this is actually a copypasta meme

 

[Bluto Blutarsky]

For people who don't get it, this is actually a copypasta meme

I don't even know what a copypasta meme is - but I blame Conte.

 

[Hertsspur10]

We don't deserve an itk discussion thread when the time comes.

 

[JonnySpurs]

I don't even know what a copypasta meme is - but I blame Conte.

Sounds a bit farfalle-fetched to me