TOTTENHAM Hotspur FC's approach in the crazy-world of the 2009 football transfer market can only be described as unique.
Take Roman Pavlyuchenko. Spurs signed the 27-year-old Russian striker amid much pomp last season for an eye-watering £13.8m.
According to that academic font of knowledge Wikipedia, the big target man scored a whopping five goals in 30 appearances and was knocked down the Lane pecking order by Jermain Defoe, Robbie Keane and Peter Crouch.
Rumours that Defoe scored more times off the pitch than the big Russian managed on it have been firmly denied.
Amazingly Pavlyuchenko's dodgy Premier League form didn't stop former club Spartak Moscow from wanting to sign him back.
Until Spurs told them they wanted £17.6m for the striker. Yes, you've read that right.
A cool £4m profit for a player who scored five goals in 30 games.
Spartak boss Valery Karpin told the Daily Star: "We offered £9m for his immediate transfer.
"Or they could get £11.5m through a loan deal - we would pay £1m right away and the rest after a year's time.
"But Tottenham rejected our proposals.We were told that the price for Pavlyuchenko was £17.6m. For us it would be absurd to pay that."
Pretty understandable really.
You can't help but wonder what it'd be like to live in Planet White Hart Lane just for one day.
Perhaps not - hang around too long and you'll probably be auctioned off - for far more than your worth. A Yorkie bar and a Dr Pepper for moi then...
http://blogs.coventrytelegraph.net/ladslounge/2009/09/tottenham-hotspur-fc-unveil-al.html
Take Roman Pavlyuchenko. Spurs signed the 27-year-old Russian striker amid much pomp last season for an eye-watering £13.8m.
According to that academic font of knowledge Wikipedia, the big target man scored a whopping five goals in 30 appearances and was knocked down the Lane pecking order by Jermain Defoe, Robbie Keane and Peter Crouch.
Rumours that Defoe scored more times off the pitch than the big Russian managed on it have been firmly denied.
Amazingly Pavlyuchenko's dodgy Premier League form didn't stop former club Spartak Moscow from wanting to sign him back.
Until Spurs told them they wanted £17.6m for the striker. Yes, you've read that right.
A cool £4m profit for a player who scored five goals in 30 games.
Spartak boss Valery Karpin told the Daily Star: "We offered £9m for his immediate transfer.
"Or they could get £11.5m through a loan deal - we would pay £1m right away and the rest after a year's time.
"But Tottenham rejected our proposals.We were told that the price for Pavlyuchenko was £17.6m. For us it would be absurd to pay that."
Pretty understandable really.
You can't help but wonder what it'd be like to live in Planet White Hart Lane just for one day.
Perhaps not - hang around too long and you'll probably be auctioned off - for far more than your worth. A Yorkie bar and a Dr Pepper for moi then...
http://blogs.coventrytelegraph.net/ladslounge/2009/09/tottenham-hotspur-fc-unveil-al.html