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The Daily ITK Discussion Thread - 23rd June 2012

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only1waddle

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Perhaps the goats mum likes to shop up market.
I am thinking we will go shopping for new LB backup because we cant wait for rose to improve... No? me neither.. absolute nonsense...
 

Sum Monsterism

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Actually what transpired was that after someone said goat's mum is DAM and I thought Dembele played that role for Fulham and we were linked with him before...

So I merely googled "belle Iceland" and the shopping centre came up, which fit with shopping.

So it was a reverse engineered guess with Dembele as the starting point.

Which could be how the cryptics work... Could be...

:)

but reverse engineering coud take you to any player, if said player is a starting point.

I'm not gonna do it to prove it - but you could try. ;)
 

Spurrific

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You can't give the guy who does the cryptics on here too much credit. Bill Oddie is a massive nerd
 

Montasura

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I appreciate that the potential owner can't be divulged because if it's on here, it will end up in the papers.

But I can't help but think of how silly it is that us knowing could scupper a multi-million pound deal.

Levy: You ready to sign the papers Mr. X
Mr. X: God NO! I saw my name on SpursCommunity. I asked for privacy. Misfit said he thought I would be a good owner. Billie Oddie wrote a long essay on the positives of my potential ownership. Spirit58 was very positive about it. Rawhide said he bet I would put money into transfers. And A&C wrote a brilliantly funny encapsulation of everybody's feelings. Is his wife really ugly?
Levy: I think its schtick
Mr. X: anyway, I'm done. I'm going to buy Sion in Switzerland, jerkface
Levy: Damn You GHOST!

I'm not even sure it will be AN owner anyway. The guy who spent a couple of hours discussing the info he got on the website that should not be mentioned alluded to a consortium of Dan Levyesque type businessmen with Levy remaining in charge.
 

Norvern Munkey

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"Mum's gone to Iceland" is their slogan.

I think in reference to katona ... the phrase "mums gone to pot.......n skunk n whizz n amphetamines n blow n basically anything she can get her grubby little mitts on"....

Note: i really do despise the talentless no mark, never was... and wonder whether that comes across adequately in my posts. In fact in a straight choice between chico (of its chico time fame (apparently!)) and kerry katona, in a game of "who to shoot in the face", i would choose katona.................................. Mind you i would be attempting for a shot that came out the other side and did chico as well! ... either that or he would be pistol whipped as he looked down at katonas still twitching body!..... Anyhow...need to take another dried frog pill..that angst has started again..
 

nidge

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Question for A&C: Does the cryptic come in "as is" or do apply your creative juices to it? Just out of interest?

Cryptic's are created by a 3rd party organisation ran by The Oracle. ;)

But sometimes we let Oddie do one and end up with Steve. :rolleyes:
 

nidge

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Also when are we going to announce Iceland as our new shirt sponsor? :p
 

VincenzoCoccotti

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Don't care who the buyer is as long as he has deep pockets, leaves levy in charge and is not a dodgy Russian playboy

Someone like Philip Green would be nice, Spurs fan, seriously loaded, mates with levy but can't see it happening as someone I know that knows him said last year he has no interest in buying a club of any sort
 

peter_the_yid

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Just to add fuel to the fire, I submitted itk 3 weeks ago that
A, Arry was off
B, Club was being sold
and it never got approved, but nether the less I had also heard about this probable sale.
Apparently its why the squad is much smaller than it has been. Less wages makes us look more attractive.
 

KentuckyYid

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Just to add fuel to the fire, I submitted itk 3 weeks ago that
A, Arry was off
B, Club was being sold
and it never got approved, but nether the less I had also heard about this probable sale.
Apparently its why the squad is much smaller than it has been. Less wages makes us look more attractive.

Whoever we're selling to (if anyone) I for one hope that low player wages isn't what attracts them to buying Spurs.
 

smudger

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I think in reference to katona ... the phrase "mums gone to pot.......n skunk n whizz n amphetamines n blow n basically anything she can get her grubby little mitts on"....

Note: i really do despise the talentless no mark, never was... and wonder whether that comes across adequately in my posts. In fact in a straight choice between chico (of its chico time fame (apparently!)) and kerry katona, in a game of "who to shoot in the face", i would choose katona.................................. Mind you i would be attempting for a shot that came out the other side and did chico as well! ... either that or he would be pistol whipped as he looked down at katonas still twitching body!..... Anyhow...need to take another dried frog pill..that angst has started again..
Sounds kinda kinky, u been reading that 50 shades of grey books all the birds are going on about ;)
 

Bill_Oddie

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Oi!

It's true. I haven't been let near a cryptic this summer, which I assure you is your loss. At this rate I could quite easily "go rogue" and start an entire thread just of my cryptics. In fact, that could be a punishment for spam in this thread. You're only allowed into "Be ITK with BO". (yes, I've got the title of the thread already. Problem?).
 

Evs79

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I've solved the cryptic... Iceland- Kerry katona----- we signed a new goalie! Bosnich is back- fat, bloated druggie!
 
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