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Crystal Palace Vs Tottenham: Match Thread

Marty

Audere est farce
Mar 10, 2005
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There will be like 10 mins injury time
Or until Palace scores. They'll flash up 10 mins and if Palace score after two they'll blow for time. It will cause a huge scandal and uncover a giant cover-up that not only takes down Chelsea but also Leicester last season, making all those two teams results null and void and meaning that, since we took fewer points off Leicester last season than Arse did, we are crowned title winners for both last season and this.

Too optimistic?
 
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