- Jun 24, 2008
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I don't really think of West Ham fans as ****s. Your typical Spammer is more of a 'bit of a wanker' type.
If other clubs were family members:
Chelsea = racist, violent, ignorant Uncle that the whole family despises.
Arsenal = Arrogant yet bitter estranged brother. You can take the piss out of each other, but it usually turns ugly.
Liverpool = Drunk Granddad banging on about the good old days.
West Ham = A distant relative's mangy pet cat that sleeps in its own shit and hisses at you during occasional family reunions.
I think I speak for everyone when I say we all want to be round yours at Christmas.