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What our opponents' fans are saying about us 18/19

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Lighty64

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coopsieyid said:
Oh Hank. Literally every bloody match thread has a post from you saying how shit we are and how we're never going to score or win.

Literally every bloody match thread has a post from you saying Poch has fucked up by selecting X, Y or Z (That last letter is called a Zed, not a Zee :whistle:).

Literally every bloody match thread has a post from you saying X, Y, Z (again, a Zed, not a Zee) is not good enough & needs to be taken off & sold to the slave trade.

Literally every bloody match thread has a post from you saying we've blown it, we're not going to finish in the top 4, will be lucky to even qualify for the EL, and X, Y, Z are the reason there's AIDS in the world.


But, despite all of that, you come in here to passionately tell us all how our rival supporters are full of shit to call us lucky, by listing the many things this squad has had to deal with this season but still remain in the CL & the top 3.

If your match day musings are genuine, we're surely the luckiest bloody team on the planet.

You're absolutely batshit fucking crazy, no doubt about it. But you're our batshit crazy & we'd not want you any other way.

I fucking love you, Gumbo.


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reading post like this makes me even happier I avoid the match day thread
 
Lighty64

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coopsieyid said:
They're funny mate. So much drama, like a bloody Joan Collins fanclub meeting. Hank is the gift that keeps giving.
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in 8 years Ive most probably posted in there around 8 post, all after a result. when watching the game, I want to watch a game not listen to it. while typing to some over reacting yank (anyone but we are talking about @yankspurs) or any fan from anywhere. I would land up getting banned :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
 
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coopsieyid said:
Oh Hank. Literally every bloody match thread has a post from you saying how shit we are and how we're never going to score or win.

Literally every bloody match thread has a post from you saying Poch has fucked up by selecting X, Y or Z (That last letter is called a Zed, not a Zee :whistle:).

Literally every bloody match thread has a post from you saying X, Y, Z (again, a Zed, not a Zee) is not good enough & needs to be taken off & sold to the slave trade.

Literally every bloody match thread has a post from you saying we've blown it, we're not going to finish in the top 4, will be lucky to even qualify for the EL, and X, Y, Z are the reason there's AIDS in the world.


But, despite all of that, you come in here to passionately tell us all how our rival supporters are full of shit to call us lucky, by listing the many things this squad has had to deal with this season but still remain in the CL & the top 3.

If your match day musings are genuine, we're surely the luckiest bloody team on the planet.

You're absolutely batshit fucking crazy, no doubt about it. But you're our batshit crazy & we'd not want you any other way.

I fucking love you, Gumbo.


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No it is not zed. You brits and your grammar. Utterly insane. Just adding things for no reason. Color, favorite, zee, criticize. Lets get this right. No need to overcomplicate things. Simplify is the best policy(y)
 
@WHL

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coopsieyid said:
Aah now I get you. I thought you were on about the film "The Rock" with Nicholas Cage & Sean Connery :oops:.

Bloody love ID, in my opinion, the best hooligan related film.
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No I would have to give that to The Firm with Gary oldman
 
dg8672

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yankspurs said:
No it is not zed. You brits and your grammar. Utterly insane. Just adding things for no reason. Color, favorite, zee, criticize. Lets get this right. No need to overcomplicate things. Simplify is the best policy(y)
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He says, as we stubbornly stick to the Imperial System. :whistle:
 
BringBack_leGin

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hellava_tough said:
I'm waiting for them to become the Tottenham of old. When, just when will it happen?

Considering we've achieved Top-6 10 seasons in a row and are on for a 4th consecutive Top 4 finish, you might have to go back a bit

Seriously, I honestly think some of our opposition fans thinking we're still a mid-table club with Pony as our kit supplier
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top 3 ;)
 
worcestersauce

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yankspurs said:
No it is not zed. You brits and your grammar. Utterly insane. Just adding things for no reason. Color, favorite, zee, criticize. Lets get this right. No need to overcomplicate things. Simplify is the best policy(y)
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That's because, unlike you, we are proud of our French heritage.:cautious:
 
archiewasking

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yankspurs said:
No it is not zed. You brits and your grammar. Utterly insane. Just adding things for no reason. Color, favorite, zee, criticize. Lets get this right. No need to overcomplicate things. Simplify is the best policy(y)
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Adding things? You guys take out letters to simplify things and that's adding things? Rex Harrison had it right in his song in My Fair Lady about the ENGLISH language - "the Americans haven't spoken it for years." You couldn't cope with sulphur as ph was really really hard so you put in an f. For crying out loud. You haven't, with all the brilliant minds your side of the pond, yet been able to pronounce Aluminium properly..........:mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad:.
 
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archiewasking said:
Adding things? You guys take out letters to simplify things and that's adding things? Rex Harrison had it right in his song in My Fair Lady about the ENGLISH language - "the Americans haven't spoken it for years." You couldn't cope with sulphur as ph was really really hard so you put in an f. For crying out loud. You haven't, with all the brilliant minds your side of the pond, yet been able to pronounce Aluminium properly..........:mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad:.
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Aluminum is pronounced aluminum. Aluminium just overcomplicates it.

Also, Im glad I could get the grammar thread back on track. Been off topic far too long
 
CoopsieDeadpool

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archiewasking said:
Adding things? You guys take out letters to simplify things and that's adding things? Rex Harrison had it right in his song in My Fair Lady about the ENGLISH language - "the Americans haven't spoken it for years." You couldn't cope with sulphur as ph was really really hard so you put in an f. For crying out loud. You haven't, with all the brilliant minds your side of the pond, yet been able to pronounce Aluminium properly..........:mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad:.
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Phomesy

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yankspurs said:
Lucky, eh? Can we roll the tape? Might wanna chill with calling us lucky. We’ve been riddled with ridiculous injury issues all year, have 11 PL losses, knocked out of going to a cup final the first year away goals didnt count. Winning a few games late on does not make us lucky. We got lucky once. That was in the City away CL fixture, which we still lost by the way.
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WHo are you and what have you done with Hank's pessimistic body?
 
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