Well yeah, for you and I it's clear. For normal people it's clear. But, well, you get where I'm going with this...Brilliant update. Clear. Succinct. Believable.
Fuck it, bring in Super Mario! I wanna see the fireworks on Amazon ?
Just looked at the Brescia team and my god they are horse shit. No wonder they’re 20th in Serie A.
If Balotelli can bag a goal every couple of games there, where he’s getting little quality service coupled with racial abuse from opposition fans on a regular basis, I imagine he could do pretty well with service from Aurier, Sess, Son, Dele, Steve and GLC.
I've accepted knowoneI could listen to some fans accepting Giroud arriving, but Balotelli?! Deary me.
It’s like hearing the DJ shout “last tune of the night” and the panic of the last minute scramble to try pull a bird and you end up grabbing the first person you see. The sheer desperation is embarrassing.
Fuck it, bring in Super Mario! I wanna see the fireworks on Amazon ?
Now?So that’s settled. I’m balls deep for Mario now.
Text my friend who’s a sports journo with a particular interest in Serie A. He says:
“I would say he’s been OK without doing anything special - scored 5 goals but also had a red card and some rubbish performances”
Whereas when I asked about Piatek, he said:
“I mean football is not an exact science but Newcastle / Villa is probably more his level”
So that’s settled. I’m balls deep for Mario now.
So what you're saying is if he kicks Kane in the ead in training he has to be first name on the team sheet against the Arsenal.Problem with Balotelli is he’s just as likely to karate kick Kane in the head when he eventually returns to training as he is to score a hat trick against the gooners.
I thought Giroud was more your type. Handsome fecker.
Think nutter with a lit firework in the middle of Manchester and u won’t be far offDon't think I've seen Ballotelli play since he scored against us for Liverpool - so I have absolutely no idea what sort of player we'd be getting if it happens...
Goldie Lookin Chain? The whole band or just the lead singer?No, not at all. GLC is more my type, FYI.