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kd2000

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Aug 29, 2012
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Like who? Seriously mate, like who? Who would you guarantee could just arrive at N17 and immediately score us the goals Harry does every season? Someone from the Dutch league, the Italian league, the German league, the Spanish league...who? Maybe someone from South America...? Africa? Who?

Remember, we're playing in the European Dustbin League now and have been drawn against the mighty Lindisfarne (I bought all their records back in the day) so I wonder which shit-hot striker wouldn't be able to resist that prospect, eh?

Not being funny, but we may have loads of dosh if he goes, but I don't think there's very much we could do with it right now, plus we'd be 20+ goals short this season, not to mention the fact we'd miss his amazing work-load which shouldn't be discounted either.

Sorry to be a bit 'sarky' mate, but it's been a hell of a day. :)

Ahhh that well known island off the coast of Northumberland, (North of Newcastle, hence their song fog on the tyne), not the team from Northern Island that we are potentially to play called Larne
 
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we all should after seeing her lovers guide to masturbation video (I wish I was joking...)


Wasn't sure which was better...

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or...

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Or, straight to the Houdini

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DenverSpur

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The opinions I genuinely hold on Kane:
  • He's a once in a generation player for us.
  • His injury record might have been the only thing to keep him here for his whole career (like Ledley).
  • He tries to do it all and that's not a good thing. Yeah, dropping into midfield and being the playmaker is great, as are all the defensive headers but when we play 1 up front, it leaves a gaping whole. Not having a touch in an oppositions box is criminal for one of the best strikers in the game.
  • He has to take some responsibility for where we currently are (not the brunt of it, just some). He ousted Poch when things were rough to get Mourinho in as he thought that'd guarantee him trophies. Then he sided with Mourinho to keep him past his welcome.
  • He's failed to deliver in crunch games. That big game mentality is lacking as is his leadership. He should be running games and leading on the pitch but it's rare to see him demanding the pass. We'd have won the Euros if he'd shouted at some of the other players a bit more and been a bit more dominant.
Spot on
 

freeeki

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Aug 5, 2008
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Show some balls spurs , don’t sell him don’t play him, and get 100 mill for him next year , ruin his plans like his ruining ours

We’re not getting £100m for a 29 year old with a sketchy injury record who hasn’t played for a year.

So perhaps we should ground our expectations in reality rather than Football Manager.
 

muel

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May 17, 2005
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Realistically I would take £125m + Ake. I'd love other players but I think Ake is in the group of good enough for Spurs, not getting game time at City, plus likely willing to come.

Ake is a decent ball playing CB who can play LCB. Realistically he is worth circa £30m.

£25m for Ings, £50m for Vlahovic and that's a decent squad!
 

TheTanguy

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Realistically I would take £125m + Ake. I'd love other players but I think Ake is in the group of good enough for Spurs, not getting game time at City, plus likely willing to come.

Ake is a decent ball playing CB who can play LCB. Realistically he is worth circa £30m.

£25m for Ings, £50m for Vlahovic and that's a decent squad!
If we get a centre-back from them, it should be Laporte. Romero + Laporte would be great.
 

spursfan77

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Aug 13, 2005
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Romano talking about it now. Apparently Man City's first offer was £100 million OR players and money up to the value of £100 million.

Taking the utter piss
 

freeeki

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Aug 5, 2008
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Romano talking about it now. Apparently Man City's first offer was £100 million OR players and money up to the value of £100 million.

Taking the utter piss

Seems alright as a first offer.

The answer would obviously be no, but they were always going to start low, weren’t they?
 

Meercat

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Jul 4, 2008
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What?????
I would, say google is your friend... but it really isn’t haha.
I’m not even sure how I know this exists... but... she indeed recorded a sex aid video back in vhs days (non explicit but still very much not what you expect from Angela Lansbury... (quick googling found it online again so it’s still there hah)
 

Amo

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Aug 22, 2013
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Third time lucky for the Sky's making it all up and every other British journalist reporting the same thing is just plagiarising Sky's fake news piece?

Shit. Nope.
 
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