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CoopsieDeadpool

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Fuck. Me

You got it bad :D

The only reason he's still here is because nobody stumped up the money. Lets not pretend otherwise.

Levy stuck to his guns for sure, but it's hardly a stance that hasn't been made many times by clubs in the past


I've got nothing bad.

The guy I quoted/responded to has constantly proclaimed that Levy/ENIC are a cancer to this club & all they care about is money.

If that was the case, £100M+ would now be in the bank account & this guy would be a Man City player.

It's too simplistic to say the player is still here because nobody stumped up the money.

There was a huge figure put on the players head, who put it there? Who resisted all offers that didn't meet that figure?

Who was it that you came in here and kindly told us was personally dealing with everything to do with Kane, and Paratici would be taking a back seat?

I was merely suggesting that won't be acknowledged by a bloke who has nothing but disdain towards the club owners.

I do not defend the owners, I couldn't give a fuck about them, and there's a reason I'm never in their horribly toxic thread. So I'm clueless as to what exactly it is that you think I've got bad.
 
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Moonie

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Just got sent this, shit my pants for a sec!

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BehindEnemyLines

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I'm loving the "Levy can't be trusted" narrative over at BM....... Perhaps if they had trusted him when he said Kane wasn't for sale then they wouldn't have wasted half their summer!
 

Trent Crimm

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When I was maybe 6 I decided to leave home. I packed my teddy bear, a banana and maybe a can of pop.

I got as far as maybe 1/4 mile away before I realized no fucker was coming after me and returned home saying I would stay, maybe.

I had my spaghetti hoops, watched paddington and went to bed.

Ive just described the last 6 months in HaKa life ?
 

Trix

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Haaland will be available for £75m (a bargain in today's market), but only one of Man Utd / Man City / PSG / Barca / Real / Bayern can sign him. That leaves the others to fight over Kane / take punts on less proven players.

Haaland will only be cheap because his contract is running out, so him going for below "market value" wouldn't impact on the value of Kane or anyone else.

Keep seeing people saying EH is going to be cheap next Summer. I'd wager he most certainly won't be. I mean yeah he has a release clause making his transfer fee relatively low, but I'd wager a kidney that everything else involved will be extortionately high. When you have all the top spending clubs in the world interested and your agent is Raiola you can bet it's still going to be a bidding war. Only difference is all the money will be going to the player and the agent but the deal is still going to cost someone close to 200 mil imo.
 

idontgetit

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When I was maybe 6 I decided to leave home. I packed my teddy bear, a banana and maybe a can of pop.

I got as far as maybe 1/4 mile away before I realized no fucker was coming after me and returned home saying I would stay, maybe.

I had my spaghetti hoops, watched paddington and went to bed.

Ive just described the last 6 months in HaKa life ?

Reminds me of this:

 

Moonie

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Keep seeing people saying EH is going to be cheap next Summer. I'd wager he most certainly won't be. I mean yeah he has a release clause making his transfer fee relatively low, but I'd wager a kidney that everything else involved will be extortionately high. When you have all the top spending clubs in the world interested and your agent is Raiola you can bet it's still going to be a bidding war. Only difference is all the money will be going to the player and the agent but the deal is still going to cost someone close to 200 mil imo.
Ik
Sure Simon Jordan et al, were saying in talk sport today that Railo would be demanding £820,000 per week for Haaland, plus about £40m for his agent fees. It’s mental. He won’t be going anywhere at that rate!
And yes I’ve heard the deal would cost north of £200m in total.
 

Basil Brush

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When I was maybe 6 I decided to leave home. I packed my teddy bear, a banana and maybe a can of pop.

I got as far as maybe 1/4 mile away before I realized no fucker was coming after me and returned home saying I would stay, maybe.

I had my spaghetti hoops, watched paddington and went to bed.

Ive just described the last 6 months in HaKa life ?
You got lucky.

I left home without any clothes recently and had everyone chasing me, including the police.

You can call me Erling Haaland.
 

Yiddo100

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Keep seeing people saying EH is going to be cheap next Summer. I'd wager he most certainly won't be. I mean yeah he has a release clause making his transfer fee relatively low, but I'd wager a kidney that everything else involved will be extortionately high. When you have all the top spending clubs in the world interested and your agent is Raiola you can bet it's still going to be a bidding war. Only difference is all the money will be going to the player and the agent but the deal is still going to cost someone close to 200 mil imo.
Read somewhere (can’t remember where) today that Riola wanted haaland to be on 850k a week if he went Chelsea, probably £500k take home at least. Think that will be the sort of figure that agent will want especially
 

panoma

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Over on Blue Moon, they're now worried everyone will know how desperate they are for a striker, and they think they'll get really over charged for whoever they end up getting.

Imagine being worried about finances when they have unlimited funds, and FFP has demonstrated that they won't do anything to big clubs.
 

Steffen

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Keep seeing people saying EH is going to be cheap next Summer. I'd wager he most certainly won't be. I mean yeah he has a release clause making his transfer fee relatively low, but I'd wager a kidney that everything else involved will be extortionately high. When you have all the top spending clubs in the world interested and your agent is Raiola you can bet it's still going to be a bidding war. Only difference is all the money will be going to the player and the agent but the deal is still going to cost someone close to 200 mil imo.

Yes, but Haaland and his dad doesn’t seem to be the types that go for the money alone. They will talk to all the clubs, and decide which club is best for Haaland. If they decide that is City, it won’t matter how much money PSG throws at Raiola.
 
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