#clutching
People always talk about Scousers having a great sense of humour but in my experience they can dish it out but can't take it. I was with a Pool supporting mate of mine today and was having a bit of banter about last weekend's match and he was all "I don't want to talk about it" but I continued ripping the shit out of him and in the end he just got really aggressive.
I'm sorry I even bothered going to his mother's funeral now. Humourless ****.
People get cross after a game. I understand that. The following day can be a bit dispiriting too, especially if you've been subject to a bit of 'banter' from opposition fans. But once two days have passed, then surely Liverpool fans have told each other to 'calm down, calm down' and focus on next weekend's game.
Yes?
Err No. This is from an hour and a half ago.
"For the most part they sat back like the poncey fucking ****s they are and waited for us to come onto them and make an unforced error upon which they pounced like Notts Forest of old [Clough's shower of fucking bastards] used to do every fucking time they played us. I've fucking despised it ever since Helenio Herrera invented the fucking thing so forgive me if I won't afford it the fucking steam off my shit [praise wise that is]."
Hmm. A bit touchy still then. But, hey, it'll blow over soon. Unless, of course, they've actually planned to be cross tomorrow...
"Did you see Chris Bascombe's unbelievable marks for Spurs in the Telegraph. I think he gave them eight 8's, a 7, a 9 and one 6. What a fucking joke. Which reminds me I tried to ring him today to tell him what a complete load of utter bollocks but didn't get an answer so I'll try again first thing tomorrow. The Spurs fawning creep."
Do you know what? I think we might just, ever so slightly, have wound them up on Sunday...
Ringing a journalist to complain about the ratings he gave-what a muppet
Unbelievable, instead of ringing a journalist whose job it is to give his opinion, why doesn't he ring Klopp whose job it is to buy and coach players to a suitable standard?People get cross after a game. I understand that. The following day can be a bit dispiriting too, especially if you've been subject to a bit of 'banter' from opposition fans. But once two days have passed, then surely Liverpool fans have told each other to 'calm down, calm down' and focus on next weekend's game.
Yes?
Err No. This is from an hour and a half ago.
"For the most part they sat back like the poncey fucking ****s they are and waited for us to come onto them and make an unforced error upon which they pounced like Notts Forest of old [Clough's shower of fucking bastards] used to do every fucking time they played us. I've fucking despised it ever since Helenio Herrera invented the fucking thing so forgive me if I won't afford it the fucking steam off my shit [praise wise that is]."
Hmm. A bit touchy still then. But, hey, it'll blow over soon. Unless, of course, they've actually planned to be cross tomorrow...
"Did you see Chris Bascombe's unbelievable marks for Spurs in the Telegraph. I think he gave them eight 8's, a 7, a 9 and one 6. What a fucking joke. Which reminds me I tried to ring him today to tell him what a complete load of utter bollocks but didn't get an answer so I'll try again first thing tomorrow. The Spurs fawning creep."
Do you know what? I think we might just, ever so slightly, have wound them up on Sunday...
The power he has over them is incredible, I'm sure he could turn Anfield into the next Waco if he tried.
People get cross after a game. I understand that. The following day can be a bit dispiriting too, especially if you've been subject to a bit of 'banter' from opposition fans. But once two days have passed, then surely Liverpool fans have told each other to 'calm down, calm down' and focus on next weekend's game.
Yes?
Err No. This is from an hour and a half ago.
"For the most part they sat back like the poncey fucking ****s they are and waited for us to come onto them and make an unforced error upon which they pounced like Notts Forest of old [Clough's shower of fucking bastards] used to do every fucking time they played us. I've fucking despised it ever since Helenio Herrera invented the fucking thing so forgive me if I won't afford it the fucking steam off my shit [praise wise that is]."
Hmm. A bit touchy still then. But, hey, it'll blow over soon. Unless, of course, they've actually planned to be cross tomorrow...
"Did you see Chris Bascombe's unbelievable marks for Spurs in the Telegraph. I think he gave them eight 8's, a 7, a 9 and one 6. What a fucking joke. Which reminds me I tried to ring him today to tell him what a complete load of utter bollocks but didn't get an answer so I'll try again first thing tomorrow. The Spurs fawning creep."
Do you know what? I think we might just, ever so slightly, have wound them up on Sunday...
I heard you're only gay if you're receiving, is that true?
