A quacking good gift...

[jurgen1966]

My wifey just got me this...give me something else to play with in the bath I suppose....

 

[dudu]

My wifey just got me this...give me something else to play with in the bath I suppose....

Jealous.

 

[chinaman]

My wifey just got me this...give me something else to play with in the bath I suppose....

In Hong Kong street talk, a duck is a gigalo. Could be a hint that you can go roam the streets.

 

[jurgen1966]

I need a name for him Rafael Van Der Quack ?

 

[Luka Van der Bale]

Heung-Min Duck. Sounds like something you'd get from the Chinese.

 

[Dougal]

I called mine Roberto Soldaduck. Unfortunately it was apt for how many games he got 0 goals. Now called Duck Lloris. Bad ass name and lots of clean sheets.

 

[chinaman]

How about Sir John Thomas Duck.

 

[jurgen1966]

www.justducks.co.uk

 

[Hazelton]

Gary Duckerty.

 

[michaelden]

My wifey just got me this...give me something else to play with in the bath I suppose....

does it vibrate like the Love Duck?

http://www.firebox.com/product/2056/Love-Duck

 

[Monkey boy]

Fucking international weeks suck.

Look what we have been reduced to thread starting wise.

 

[Hoddle&Waddle]

I haven't seen a Duck this impressive since Ade and Paulinho were in the wall defending a freekick.

 

[eddiev14]

Bill Quackleson (my favourite)

or one of:

Featherico Quackzio
Chris Waddle

 

[eViL]

They make butt plugs in all shapes these days..

 

[Spurspiria]

A quacking gift indeed. As Jonathan Ross would say.

 

[TheHoddleWaddle]

'Bill'