Adopt a player..

[Syn_13]

I know a few people have gone with him already but it's got to be Son. He's the big money signing and the 2nd he mis-controls a pass or misses a sitter he's gonna need all the support he can get.

Plus, I made the "Get in, my Son" pun before anyone else when we were first linked with him 2 years ago or so. ​

 

[Maxtremist]

I want Clinton and I'm not sure why. Yeah Clinton please

 

[TheBlueRooster]

I'll have Son, on the condition I don't have to house him if the club goes tits up. Plus as with most adoption thingies I want a cuddly toy version of the player, regular updates on his health and photos of him in his natural habitat.

 

[Lilbaz]

No-one gone for harry winks? Guess i'll take the runt.

 

[michaelanthony]

Son Heung-min for me pretty please.

 

[Nocando]

Have you put Neville down for Levy?

 

[Geyzer Soze]

No-one gone for harry winks? Guess i'll take the runt.

You're going to be good at this

 

[Lilbaz]

You're going to be good at this

Just saw the training video, he looks class a cross between greaves, best and jennings. Can see him getting a hundred goals this season and being made england captain he will also defeat isis and find a cure for aids. (That better?)

 

[White_Midget]

Get off SC and take the fucking rubbish out like I asked you. Jesus, Alex is crying again, your turn this time. Think he needs breast milk.

Give him to me - you both should be ashamed of yourselves - how is he going to break into the 1st team with all this bickering at home? I can't stand all this fighting etc etc

 

[Chezaspur]

Dele Alli for me please.

Edited ! f..cking predictive text

 

[Sanj]

Delete Alli for me please

That's a bit Harsh.
He's only played a few mins and looks ok to me....

 

[sheringmann]

Van der Vaart.

 

[alamo]

Put me down for Dele please good man.

1) So I can be like one of those annoying fuckers that says "I always knew he would be great" when he is world class. Except not be bullshitting.
2) Cos I look forward to Muhammed Ali style "aaaaaLI aaaaaLI aaaaaLI" chanting

Yep, Alli it is for me.....

 

[Sp3akerboxxx]

You wouldn't know classy if it bit you on the arse ...

I guess I wouldn't.

Classy things don't tend to bite people in the arse

I suppose I could get a rim job from Helen mirren, but I don't think that would be particularly classy...

 

[Armstrong_11]

hmm..... we need a list of players who have yet to be taken....

any takers for.....

Yes i picked a cute and happy photo for him... just like the do in the SPCA.

 

[littlemandefoe]

Walker, please! Nice work!

 

[Dougal]

 

[Setzthree]

Son for me.

 

[Lilbaz]

hmm..... we need a list of players who have yet to be taken....

any takers for.....

Yes i picked a cute and happy photo for him... just like the do in the SPCA.

No point. You'll go to take him and he'll refuse.

 

[JerryGarcia]

I suppose I could get a rim job from Helen mirren, but I don't think that would be particularly classy...

Been there, done that. It was surprisingly classy but Judi Dench was better.



Oh and I want to adopt Dier.