Bentaleb: I know it's bad to miss COC semi-final but I have a duty to represent Algeria

[Kendall]

Aye, tis a big problem, Dembele is shit, Stambouli tries but is very average, Capoue off form an on his way out. We don't really want to be buying yet another defensive type midfielder, so we just have to make do. Stick the youngster in there Velcrovich. ( Can't be bothered to check the spelling)

I think Velcrovich is the greatest alternate I've heard on here.

 

[chinaman]

I think Velcrovich is the greatest alternate I've heard on here.

This is brilliant. He'll be in midfield holding the defence and attack together like velcro.

 

[greaves]

This is brilliant. He'll be in midfield holding the defence and attack together like velcro.

Collecting endless amounts of hair and fluff...