Best texts following Tuesdays 5-1

[shelfsideyid]

Loads doing the rounds, couple of mine, so post your favs'

" Arsenal have set up a helpline following Tuesday's game for the 1000's of fans suffering depression.
Ring 0800-5-1 5-1 5-1 " :rofl::rofl::rofl:

" F.A have now dropped all charges against Teemu Tanio after the dope found in his back pocket post match was just a certain C. Fabregas" :rofl::rofl::rofl:

 

[we8arse]

lol......i got sent a few anti spurs ones

halford's have announced a massive rise in the number of sat nav's bought in the past few days.....the yids need help finding the new wembley!

 

[shelfsideyid]

lol......i got sent a few anti spurs ones

halford's have announced a massive rise in the number of sat nav's bought in the past few days.....the yids need help finding the new wembley!

Pretty good for a Gooner

Especially as the trusty ol' A-Z was the pinacle of road navigation when we last played there.:roll:

 

[wearetheparklane]

North London police are on the hunt for a known paedophile. He's described as 50's with grey hair and a pointy nose, possibly french. He was known to be in the area when a group of kids were fucked in Tottenham last Tuesday.

 

[shelfsideyid]

" A kindhearted Policeman upon finding a dead male body at Seven Sisters Rd on the night of Tuesday 22nd Jan, dressed only in panties/stockings/thong/Arsenal shirt and large sex toy protruding from his anus, was applauded after removing said shirt to avoid his family any embarassment" :rofl:

 

[shelfsideyid]

Last one from me................ I promise:roll:

" Arsenal fans who left early after going 4-0 down, it's not all bad.......
Being a local derby, with just a short trip home, you at least got home in time to catch last 5 minutes play, and Steed's late goal ":rofl::rofl:

 

[Nayim60yards]

Fabianski didn't play today, he's got a repetitive strain injury in his back from picking the ball out of the net on Tuesday night.

 

[Nayim60yards]

Quick-thinking Spurs officials made some extra money for the club on Tuesday by reselling thousands of empty seats to eager Spurs fans for the last 30 minutes of the match.

 

[Edgar_Davids]

Quit while you are ahead i say

 

[rez9000]

Pretty good for a Gooner

Especially as it's in the same f****** place it's been in the dozen or so times we've played there before. Morons.

 

[Bulletspur]

Especially as it's in the same f****** place it's been in the dozen or so times we've played there before. Morons.

You got there before me. I was about to ask "When did it move?" :shrug:

 

[Nayim60yards]

I know it was SO last Tuesday but I've got one more for ya.

Did you notice that we started the game in a 4-4-2 and finished FOR FIVE ONE?


I'll get my coat.