Caption Competition

[mark87]

Despite looking at just the back of his head, the handsomeness of AVB was just too much to prevent Kyle from developing an erection.

 

[spursgirls]

But boss, I REALLY need to pee!

 

[Parkie]

Bassong quietly let out a very satisfying fart.

 

[Parkie]

AVB: Right, I want to show you something new...
Team: is it a plan B?

 

[mark87]

With a new manager in charge of the team and the possible departure of 2 central defenders in King and Gallas, Sebastien Bassong still doesn't thinks he'll be able to make the first XI.

 

[tiger666]

This is my rifle, this is my gun..

 

[StartingPrice]

AVB: Hey everybody, look at me:

I'm a little tea-pot
Short and stout
Here's my handle
Here's my spout

 

[CosmicHotspur]

I blame Jenas.

 

[Damian99]

AVB "Has anyone seen Lennon, he's about this tall"

 

[hughy]

As Villas-Boas tried to teach his new chant of "Don't you wish your gaffer was AVB..." to Clive Allen, the backing vocalists were visibly not impressed.

 

[mrbrightside73]

'When Harry arrived, we had 2 points from 8 games, did anybody mention this before'

 

[mark87]

'When Harry arrived, we had 2 points from 8 games, did anybody mention this before'

"And now, we'll have 8 points from 2 games...that's how good we'll become"

 

[Armstrong_11]

Balls massage... before the new training method called... "the long squat"

 

[yiddo_4eva]

AVB: "and if anyone has a winky longer then mine, they're in trouble"
Walker: #shhiiittttttt#
Bassong: #haaaa, if Kyle's out then I may have a chance#

 

[MattyP]

Right lads, just facking run abaaart a bit while I talk to sky sports news, innit.

I'm a right ole Portugeezer, you could even call me a wheeler dealer.

You've never had it so good.

 

[shelfmonkey]

AVB "Leesten you! I am geenger! Don't peess me off!!"

 

[nailsy]

AVB: If this doesn't work out I'm back to doing the Sooty and Sweep show.

 

[Grapo2001]

Kyle: DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN that ass is fine

 

[alamo]

Be honest..... does this new afro toupee suit me?

 

[eddiebailey]

"That's right Mr Hand, we will play a high defensive line..."