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[thinktank]

Capello: better be getting home, its way past my bed time...

That had me giggling for a while and I have absolutely no idea why.

 

[melih69]

was this after the 5-1 game?

 

[Spurz]

Man on phone: Throw all my money into Capello as Spurs manager, I just heard him say yeah ok.

 

[shelfmonkey]

Baldini 'Fook me!! That Adebayor's only gone n scored!!'

Levy (thinking) 'Oh Timmykins, wait til I see you later!!'

Capello (thinking) 'Hmmm, think I should get home and feed Jess.'

Bloke on phone (over excitedly) 'Yah, yah, I'm looking at him right now..............yah, really, seriously I'm sitting right behind Postman Pat!!!

 

[leonspurs]

Bit cheeky;

Cappello: H'mm me thinky just got enough time for a quick visit to Madam Arbuckles S & M emporium, Baldini.

Baldini: Hey you know me Mr C, always up for the sloppy seconds.

Levy: This could get interesting, where is my midget

Midget on Trampoline: Behind Mr C, I hope your not going to make me a hamster again Mr L

DD on phone: Honey goner be a bit late, something just came up.

 

[Flashspur]

Capello: Mamma mia, not another 45 minutes of this shite. Itsa killing me. I know - I'll go for a pee and sneak out. No one will notice!
David Dien: Arsene, I've 100 quid on 5 goals. Tell the lads to knock another one in will you!
Levy: Nice move by Aaron. That's another 45p he'd be worth now. More evidence that very small people can play football.
Franco: I cant believe I came to a club with Tim feckin' Sherwood as the manager!

 

[Ian Kane]

Jay-Z was angry at Postman Pat for not getting his mail and wondered why he had time to watch football with Lovejoy instead of making deliveries at Christmas. In the meantime Lovejoy wondered if there were anymore antiques he could sell to QPR, whilst the Bond villain in front tried to figure out who his next victim will be...

Wrote Neil Ashton in another Fail exclusive.

 

[bern]

What time is it in Toronto Fabio?