Carbon Neutral Chant.

[Real_madyidd]

As most of you are no doubt aware, this weekend we have a wonderful opportunity to show what really matters.

Whilst Chelsea can brag that they are the Champions of Europe, they have a great squad and are one of the favourites to win the league, they CANNOT lord it over us! For we, the MIGHTY Tottenham Hotspur are going to host the first Carbon Neutral top flight match.

We may feel humiliated on the pitch, but off it we can really teach them a lesson. They will be chanting:
"We know what we are,
We know what we are,
Champions of Europe,
We know what we are."

Could we Hijack this wonderful ditty replacing "Champions of Europe" with "Carbon Neutral", or can you come up with something better???

Some people may think that this thread is grasping at straws. I say to those people: "Not single use plastic straws it isn't".

 

[jonnyp]

I don't even...

 

[cjbyid]

 

[thebenjamin]

How about 'RIBA architectural prize winners, you'll never sing that'?

 

[WannaDanceWithUdogie]

 

[IfiHadTheWings]

I think this may be the one to finish me off for good.

 

[SpursTillIDie1882]

If only Levy/Club had a hard on for winning as much as he had for being carbon neutral, we'd be winning the PL and CL in one season together with complete carbon neutrality over both competitions

 

[Real_madyidd]

Latest rumour is that the team have been told not to run so they don't expel too much carbon. It's a bold plan.

 

[Real_madyidd]

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Yes. But it could be fun.

I suppose we could just Boooooooooooo the whole game.

 

[onthetwo]

We could even sing at them
'Fossil fuel funded
you know what you are'

Thats some top draw socially aware bants RIGHT THERE!!!

 

[Real_madyidd]

We are top of the league
say we are top of the league
we are top of the league*


*of carbon emissions in reverse order

 

[Real_madyidd]

OOOOOOhhhhhhhh Wheeeeen The Spuuuuuurrrs,
Goooo Maaaaaaarchiiing iiiiinnnnn
It's really good for the environment.

 

[Real_madyidd]

Well well well. It turns out the moral high ground is what we have