Chants for Saturday

[mil1lion]

I like the thieves chant idea. It's very creative.

 

[whitelightwhiteheat]

Shit Frank Skinner, you're just a shit Frank Skinner...

 

[absolute bobbins]

for Willian (even though I'm totally over him)

To the tune of 'If You Buy This Record' by Tamperer


If you'd signed for Spurs your life you be better
Life would be better
Life would be better
TWAT!

No? I'll get my coat

 

[ClintEastwould]

to the tune of 'daylight come me wanna go home'

woah! dembele le le le
dembele le mousa dembele

hey mr dembele
score another goal ay
dembele le mousa dembele

 

[absolute bobbins]

Can anyone come up with a NON religious/racist etc chant referencing Baddiel for the Chelsea game?

To the theme of Hava Nagila

David, David Ba-ddiel, David Ba-ddiel, you're such a fucking twat OI!

Feel free to add other lines

 

[knilly]

AVB football genius
Michael Dawson football genius

He plays who he wants
He plays who he wants
Mourninho's gone mental
He'll play who he wants

 

[Vwbottom]

BALL BOYS
PLEASE DON'T KICK BALL BOYS
PLEASE DON'T KICK BALL BOYS
PLEASE DON'T KICK BALL BOYS

 

[TottenhamMattSpur]

He plays who he wants
He plays who he wants
Mourninho's gone mental
He'll play who he wants

This actually made me lol.
At work.
Whoops.

 

[sweyid]

You can keep your Willian
You can keep your Willian
We've got our Eriksen
We've got our Eriksen

 

[TottenhamMattSpur]

You can keep your Willian
You can keep your Willian
We've got our Eriksen
We've got our Eriksen

Or simply "ya just a shit Christian Eriksen"

 

[0-Tibsy-0]

To Willian:

Gomes has more caps than you
Gomes has more caps than you
Gomes has Gomes has Gomes has more caps than you!

Or

The Beast is gunna get you
The Beast is gunna get you and theres nothing you can do.
Sandro, Sandro Tottenham Hotspur's Brazillian Yiddo.

 

[michaelj70]

Don't cry Mourinhno

http://www.theguardian.com/football/2013/sep/26/jose-mourinho-cried-manchester-united

 

[Azazello]

Red Sea Pedestrians clap clap clap clap clap clap Red Sea Pedestrians etc

From elsewhere, to tune of that Pussyct Dolls track;

Doncha wish your gaffa was AVB

 

[absolute bobbins]

Don't cry Mourinhno

http://www.theguardian.com/football/2013/sep/26/jose-mourinho-cried-manchester-united

Something to that god awful song from Evita maybe?

 

[Cheltenham Spur]

Something to that god awful song from Evita maybe?

Don't cry for me Jose Mourinho
The truth is you're nothing special
You went to Madrid
And won fuck all there
And now United
Signed up a ginger

 

[nbgreene]

for willian

He sits where he likes
He sits where he likes
He cost 30 mil
So he sits where he likes

 

[parklane1]

It's like when we aren't playing Arsenal and all I can hear are bloody 'stand up if you hate Arsenal' chants, I find it a bit pathetic/embarrassing-shows an inferiority complex. Support our team instead.

Indeed it does my head in that one, so small time.

 

[InOffMeLeftShin]

To the tune of 'if you're happy and you know it':

You can stick your little Willy up your arse,
You can stick your little Willy up your arse,
Because we've got Eriksen and we're going to score for fun,
So you can stick your little Willy up your arse.

 

[D-Man]

To the tune of 'if you're happy and you know it':

You can stick your little Willy up your arse,
You can stick your little Willy up your arse,
Because we've got Eriksen and we're going to score for fun,
So you can stick your little Willy up your arse.

And finish it with 'side ways'

 

[crokey]

What is the obsession with chanting about Chelsea/Arsenal/whoever instead of chanting for Tottenham Hotspur?