Chants For When Lloris

[playboypaul]

I think we need to make old Hugo feel wanted at the lane and so thought that we should come up with some chants for him.

My creative juices aren't flowing but thought maybe one of you motley bunch may be able to think of one.

All I can think of at the moment is whenever he takes a goal-kick is to go (run up to kick) Huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu - (when he kicks the ball) GO!

Naff, I know. So, get thinking people!

 

[nuttynoah]

Tottenham's Tottenham's No. 1
Tottenham's, No. 1

bit obvious I know

 

[Mackay6]

Tottenham's Tottenham's No. 1
Tottenham's, No. 1

bit obvious I know

That'll do for me NN

Or, 'are you watching AVB?'

 

[AW?]

He's cool, he's French, he can't get off the bench, Hugo Lloris, Hugo Lloris!

 

[Misfit]

If we were scousers we could play on the old Hugo Boss thingy.

But yeah. Who knows if we see I'm play for us in the premier at this point.

 

[TottenhamMattSpur]

Tottenham's Tottenham's No. 1
Tottenham's, No. 1

bit obvious I know

That'll do for me NN

Or, 'are you watching AVB?'

Former is a bit harsh on Brad (very harsh) and the latter - I think he probably was watching against Maribor when he failed to hoof the loose ball ;-)

 

[LeSoupeKitchen]

I take it this is for when he starts. I think it would be taken the wrong way if Brad is playing.

 

[Mackay6]

Former is a bit harsh on Brad (very harsh) and the latter - I think he probably was watching against Maribor when he failed to hoof the loose ball ;-)

- I won't go down the obvious route and quote all Brad's mistakes this season that maybe AVB didn't watch, but on a serious note I don't think AVB wants Lloris hoofing the ball, though I agree that's what he should have done in that case.

 

[Sp3akerboxxx]

he plays in the goal
he plays in the gooaaallll
hugo lloris, he plays in goal

 

[striebs]

If you are AVB whose future depends on short-term results or which side of bed Levy gets out of , you might play a proven goalkeeper like Friedel rather than risk Loris .

I'd say Loris does look more accident prone . Whether a run of matches will help him become more reliable like it has for De Geer at Man Utd or he will always have one in him like Gomes remains to be seen .

Loris will get more and more games . Brad has done nothing wrong but can't go on forever .

 

[Mackay6]

he plays in the goal
he plays in the gooaaallll
hugo lloris, he plays in goal

Absolutely brilliant - I name this the winner and have voted accordingly

 

[Mackay6]

If you are AVB whose future depends on short-term results or which side of bed Levy gets out of , you might play a proven goalkeeper like Friedel rather than risk Loris .

I'd say Loris does look more accident prone . Whether a run of matches will help him become more reliable like it has for De Geer at Man Utd or he will always have one in him like Gomes remains to be seen .

Loris will get more and more games . Brad has done nothing wrong but can't go on forever .

Yep Strieb, can see AVB might do that, but it's a massive mistake by him. Because short-term long-term, there's only keeper to choose, it's Hugo.

I think Brad is far more accident-prone than Lloris, I could list mistake after mistake Friedel has made this season.

Also Brad is conceding goals at almost twice the rate for us that Hugo is, 1.6 per game compared to .833

Hugo is one of the most highly rated keepers in world football, or was until we got to him. He's the captain of France and has been for a while, he doesn't need kid glove treatment, he needs to be in the first-team now.

I've read on two different sites now, one of them might be this site, I read a lot of sites, that there is now trouble between Lloris and AVB, and it's spilling over into training. If this is the case, it's inevitable really.

Do you think Levy is going to be happy with our marquee signing of the summer getting the hump? I doubt it. Lloris is probably the highest-rated player ENIC have ever bought -

If we have trouble with him, it suggests trouble for AVB in my knowledge of the way the world works.

 

[wishkah]

his name is Hugo Lloris,
he once played for Nice

He then went to Lyon,
and developed a passion for Cleyon....tea

So he came to the UK,
and despite his cravat he's not gay

"non non non" - not up le bum
its TOTTENHAMS NUMBER ONE

 

[ethanedwards]

je ne regrette rien ?

 

[Mackay6]

je ne regrette rien ?

Funny, but sadly I doubt true.

 

[Kushal]

Old Hugo, Old Hugo
Super Old Hugo

He's got no hair
But we don't care

Super Old Hugo



* When AVB decides to play him, he won't have any hair left either.

 

[midoNdefoe]

Lloris.... Lloris.... Lloris is on fire...

Huuuugo ohhhhhh,
Huuuugo ohhhhhh,
He came from south of france,
Its hard to make up chants

 

[playboypaul]

Hu-go-o-ooouuuuuuooo,
Hu-go-o-ooouuuuuuooo,
He's Frances Num-ber 1,
He's sitting on his bum!

(repeat)

 

[TheGreenLily]

Who are ya, who are ya.

 

[yiddo_4eva]

Red Lloris
Yellow Lloris
Red Lloris
Yellow Lloris
Red Lloris
Yellow Lloris