Dawson gives Soccer AM lowdown on the squad

[SlunkSoma]

@SlunkSoma - a neg rep for this??? Really????

Sorry thought I changed it to agree.

 

[crokey]

Interesting that two of the questions are answered with Adebayor and AVB just doesn't seem to rate him at all.

How would you fit him in tactically though? He needs more practise in Salsa, he seems a bit of a one trick pony with his Tango.

 

[TheSecretNonFootballer]

on Goals on Sunday yesterday both JD and Townsend said that you have to be there to really understand just how funny Sandro is.

Defoe said something about how he was sitting there on a physio bench wearing a robe just playing the guitar. Last week he tried to drive the team bus. Last season (or one before) he was doing kung fu in the dressing room and smashed a cup with a roundhouse kick.

It was pretty much the first thing Defoe mentioned when they asked about the good team spirit. Sandro.

Sod Chirpy, I want a giant Sandro to be our mascot.

 

[jezz]

No homo but Lennon's must be huge. Every time they put on somebody who's played with him, they say its Lennon. Saha, Dawson, Terry off the top of my head. And Terry has been in same dressing room as some big Africans!

And there wives

 

[mark87]

And there wives

 

[Flashspur]

Question: Longest in the shower? Answer: There are some big boys. Aaron Lennon.

WTF did i just read that???

 

[ghetto_spur]

Michael Dawson was speaking at the launch of the Philips Sonicare DiamondClean Black toothbrush.

Lean xmas Mike?

 

[wishkah]

Well at least we know where all of Lennons growth hormones went.

When he takes freekicks he holds it as a golf club and just chips the ball into the box.

 

[Locotoro]

When he takes freekicks he holds it as a golf club and just chips the ball into the box.

That should definitely be the next Nike advert.

Just do it!

Lennon whips out his 5 iron and swings the ball into the box where it is emphatically headed home by Dawson. All the players run towards Lennon to celebrate where they pretend to polish his...err..

...we'll leave it there.