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Emily Heskey

hughy

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Nov 18, 2007
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I genuinely felt a bit sorry for him.



Then I remembered he's earned millions since then LITERALLY doing fuck all. So fuck him. Fucker.
 

riggi

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Jun 24, 2008
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I genuinely felt a bit sorry for him.



Then I remembered he's earned millions since then LITERALLY doing fuck all. So fuck him. Fucker.

Money doesnt mean you dont have emotions. I think theres this thought that if you earn a shite load then alls dandy because at the end of the day, you have money. People are people, money or no money.

Rich ****.
 

gp13tot

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Aug 25, 2011
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Money doesnt mean you dont have emotions. I think theres this thought that if you earn a shite load then alls dandy because at the end of the day, you have money. People are people, money or no money.

Rich ****.

Would normally agree Rig, but living in Leicester i know several people who know/knew Emile and apparently in his last year at Villa he was quite open to the fact he was happy to take the money and apparently said so to people i know. Might explain why the likes of Weimann and Delfoneso were selected ahead of him despite his obvious threats when motivated

This was perhaps best evidenced in Villa's pitiful performance at WHL last year, where Heskey offered nothing, looked disinterested and didn't even seem to try to challenge our players in the air, even though he has given us a few tough times in past years
 

Gbspurs

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Jan 27, 2011
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His face when she calls him Emily is fantastic.
 

lenny7

Don't worry. Bill Murray.
Jan 28, 2011
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Well done Emily. Ha brilliant how he managed to stay on his feet even going through the tyres
Amazing isn't it? Given that during his football career, if you stood within 20ft of him he'd have hit the fucking deck.

In fairness though, he's made light work of that course, 10/10 for effort, son.
 

nightgoat

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Sep 12, 2005
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It was the kid on the second leg that won it for them, though. Emily just had a canter at the end.
 

nailsy

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Jul 24, 2005
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I thought it was going to be a video of him scoring in Australia. Like that will ever happen!
 

DuDe

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Jun 23, 2007
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Have a look at those kids from Nottingham again: @ 19 secs.

I promise you that a few years from then they were wearing shockings over their faces, 'shooters' in hand, holding up a bank. :LOL:

They're 'inside' now, I'd wager. ;)
 

Kendall

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Feb 8, 2007
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Money doesnt mean you dont have emotions. I think theres this thought that if you earn a shite load then alls dandy because at the end of the day, you have money. People are people, money or no money.

Rich ****.

Mo money, mo problems.

Can't believe all the shit Heskey gets to be honest. With the sheer amount of horrible ****s there have been in football, Heskey, whilst not being particularly great, was a half decent player and didn't really do anything to attract all the disdain he received.

I think it just became cool to call him shit, just like it is with Carroll now. Who clearly isn't shit by the way.
 
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