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Eurovision Song Contest. Winner.

Houdini

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Wooooooo it's back!
What we have all been waiting for.... :up:

Watch your bets!!!
The final eliminations have taken place and the countries eliminated have (OUT) next to them!
 

Lanh

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Jan 4, 2006
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This hasn't got a chance because of tactical voting, but it's the best singer/song combo...

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Lena's defending her crown with a pretty decent track too, plus she's maturing nicely if the video is anything to go by, lol...

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Houdini

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Well done. Lanh, i haven't seen any of the entries yet! :up:
 

Lanh

Bjorn Too Soon
Jan 4, 2006
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It shows with you having France as the favourite! :lol:

Song's of that type usually place in the top ten at best. There have been some cracking songs of this type in the past few years, they're usually dead in terms of winning by half way through the voting, I'd be very, very surprised if France managed to beat the tactical voting and get the song to #1 when those countries tactically voting couldn't manage it.

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Lanh

Bjorn Too Soon
Jan 4, 2006
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Oh and Dana International is back for Israel and is as fucking awful as ever too! :lol:
 

Houdini

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The French entry is just type of song that the rest of Europe gives votes to, because it is slow, boring, tedious and fucking awful!
 

Lanh

Bjorn Too Soon
Jan 4, 2006
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:lol: I seriously don't think it'll win. Just can't see it doing better than top ten, though I suppose it also depends on how well he can sing live.

I'm absolutely desperate to see either Anna, (Switzerland), or Lena, (Germany), pick it up I have had money on Lena since the day after she won last year, (I've nothing on Anna yet, but I love her and I love the song so I'll probably convince myself that she'll be top five by the day of the show, if she makes it to the final), £1000+ coming my way if she wins again, and just like last year, I couldn't stand the song at first but it's really, really grown on me, so the omens are good, I don't think there's a better song in the competition, but she's not the best singer live, which could count against her this year.
 

Houdini

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Fuck this, i've got to go and listen to them all!
 

Lanh

Bjorn Too Soon
Jan 4, 2006
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Do yourself a favour, skip Estonia and Belarus, they're trash.
 

Houdini

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They will be first on my list, in that case... :lol:
 

Lanh

Bjorn Too Soon
Jan 4, 2006
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:lol: Don't say you weren't warned.

I'm interested to see what you think of the whole lot to be honest, my Eurovision friends seem to have lost interest this year. :(
 

Houdini

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OUT*Albania. Not bad, surprisingly!

OUT*Armenia. She's in love "Witchoooo" (Possibilities with this song!)

Austria. Sounds like an album filler that she stole it from Whitney Houston.
Azerbaijan. Like a lot of these songs, it sounds like another song, think Keane...Coldplay etc.
Belarus. She loves Belarus....good for her... annoying, like a child who has drank 3ltrs of Aldi Coke.
Belgium. Total mind numbing crap!
Bosnia & Herzegovina. It starts off as a maths lesson...then a few "ooooooooo ooooooo oooooooos" then it's back to multiplication. (5 divided by **** = ?)
Bulgaria. They probably think it's edgy and Rock & Roll...might have been so back in the 70s.

OUT*Croatia. Lots of bubbles...very little else.

Cyprus. I need a drink after listening to this dirge!
United Kingdom. This reminded me of those gimps that sang a song on the wing of a plane...and why is it necessary to try and look hard and sexy, when you are neither?
Denmark. Another song that took all of 5 minutes to write. boring shite!
Estonia. Arsenal Bolton is still 0-0.

(I'm not gonna get to the end of these songs without the help of drugs)

F.Y.R. Macedonia. The Gayest song so far.... this will go down well with accordion players!
Finland. Peter is gonna save the planet....not with this fucking song he ain't!
France. Why the....what .....who made this song favorite....are you DEAF?
Georgia. (Bolton are 1-0 up). Georgian Rap...nuff said!
Germany. I like it...her...has to be top 3, at least!
Greece. Are they for real? the first song that has made me laugh out loud!

I need a break FFS!

Right, who's next..... :roll:

Hungary. ooooo not bad, it's sounds, Clubby, and has a few samples in there!
Iceland. WTF...Eek is this the Icelandic Take That. Blatant rip off!
Ireland. A pair of nutters, they are in this because Ireland don't want to win it.......but they might!
Israel. Dreadful stuff!
Italy. I thought i was watching an advert...for lounge lizards!
Latvia. (Arsenal have equalised.) A dwarf that looks like Elvis Costello with a few mates from the pub...
Lithuania. I waited for this to liven up...it didn't...sounds like a song from a cartoon film.

OUT*Malta. The sort of song you've heard a million times...Euro Trash!

Moldova. Special needs meets Motor-Head.

OUT*Norway. What terrible singer...she's fucked!

OUT*Poland. I thought it was CZ Jones :eek:mg: then realised it was just another looker sounding like STEPS!

OUT*Portugal. Another group who don't know what decade it is! God help us!

Bolton lead 2-1....... :grin:

Another break is needed...

Romania. Think, a kind of, Northern Soul, and then take away the soul.
Russia. Wonder no longer as to the whereabouts of Rick Astley!
I think this top 5....maybe?

OUT*San Marino. Boring...Boring... C&W-ish cant wait for it to end.

Serbia. 60s-70s sounding song that sounds like a load of other 60s-70s sounding songs!
Slovakia. Female twins performing live sex acts on each other and inviting male audience members to join them on stage.
Slovenia. The sound reminds a bit of Celine Dion, i don't know why either...i don't particularly like this song!

There cannot be that many more...surely?

Spain. Does anyone actually buy this stuff?
Sweden. Please be ABBA..Please be ABBA...no, it aint, it's Eric... hoping he will be "Popular"... gutted!
Switzerland. It's ANNA, singing na na na na na na, rather nasally!
Netherlands. 2011 version of The Batchelors.

OUT*Turkey. I just found the winners.... :grin: somewhat contrived but hey, Live It Up!


Ukraine. Usual Euro tat...good looking tho'.




I reserve the right to change my view/comments on any, or all, of the above.
Which i probably will once the my medication kicks in.
 

Lanh

Bjorn Too Soon
Jan 4, 2006
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I agree with all that other than your comments about Azerbaijan and Georgia, I quite like them both. Nice to see the Lena loving :grin:
 

Houdini

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Jul 10, 2006
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Turkey.

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Houdini

No better cure for the blues than some good pussy.
Jul 10, 2006
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I have no idea, (tho i should do) about how the semi finals and qualifying rounds work!
 

Houdini

No better cure for the blues than some good pussy.
Jul 10, 2006
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Thanks, Lanh, i read it earlier... and i have no idea why they do that!
 

Lanh

Bjorn Too Soon
Jan 4, 2006
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The main show would be about 8hrs long if they didn't mate. :lol:
 

Houdini

No better cure for the blues than some good pussy.
Jul 10, 2006
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Do it the old way, that only took about 3 hours, and bring back Katie Boyle! :smile:
 

Houdini

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Jul 10, 2006
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Some of the song titles....

Ding Dong
Boom Boom
Da da Dam
Haba Haba

Creative, thought provoking and deep......so very deep!
 
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