Football Quotes/Headlines

[millhouse]

Lets all come up with football quotes/headlines we won't see in the upcoming season.

Heres one to start you off with

wenger, "I did see it and it was definately a red card"

 

[Reece]

ramos "i think berbatov was fantastic today"

 

[CosmicHotspur]

Arsenal win title and cups.

 

[dontcallme]

Keegan optimisitic at newcastles chances

 

[Kyras]

Younes Kaboul wins Portsmouth Player of the season

Juande Ramos talking in English

Didier Zokora wins Goal of The Season

 

[knilly]

garth crooks interviewing gary megson:-

"that was the epitome of stylish short passing today, i dont think the ball went over knee high!"

 

[Bonjour]

Ronaldo goat sex shame

 

[Kushal]

Another season of mediocrity for Spurs.

The top four remain unchallenged.

 

[CosmicHotspur]

Berbatov wants to stay at White Hart Lane.

 

[Krafty]

Abramovich 'dodgy cheques' fund Chelsea transfers - turns out he actually is the assistant manager of a laundrette in Earls Court

 

[hellava_tough]

Sun editorial:

"Please FA - reinstate our Steve McClaren"