Harry Kane

[Galahad]

Someone needs to tell CK that style of tie knot is doing his face no favours.

He looks like a lad playing dress-up. Clearly doesn’t put a suit on every day.

Problem is - it seems like CK really wears suits every day. They just don't look good on him. In fact it's a real tragedy. Poor little fuck

 

[theShiznit]

Absolute state of his shitty banker’s suit and shit eating grin. He looks like someone pretending to be an agent.

This is the only thing I can think every time I see him

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I bet he orders a milk steak as well!

 

[mil1lion]

You can tell he's an amateur by the amount of photo's he has of him like this. Real agents get on with their jobs and don't bother with endless photo's of themselves 'at work'.

 

[Galahad]

There is only one Haaland.

If Haaland goes to City I can imagine Manure going for Kane... and dependent on how we are this season it could be a go'er for Kane. Manure would stump up 100m

But....Who da fook is Manure?

 

[Trix]

The Mrs is following the Grealish story, and from a Villa point of view they’re talking about him getting a new Villa contract*

* not a Villa he’s buying with his City signing on fee

Mate I'm pretty close to the Grealish situation and know full well what's going on. As of this morning there is a contract on the table from Villa and a deadline set with City. One phone call from City as things stand and he goes there.

 

[CanadaSpurs]

Problem is - it seems like CK really wears suits every day. They just don't look good on him. In fact it's a real tragedy. Poor little fuck

I just had another look at the picture. The absolute STATE of that shirt! He either doesn’t own an iron or is too cheap to have his shirts pressed by the cleaner. Unbelievable he put that on and thought “yes, I can wear this today”.

 

[Matthew]

I had no idea what that meant until my friend google helped out. No I am not an internet robot honestly Dougal

prove it robot boy.

 

[Donki]

I appreciate that I am approximately the 4 millionth person to raise this, but...why would you go for Kane next season when you could trigger Haaland's release clause instead?

Id say this would be a reason, is Mino Raiola.

Haland may have a release clause but id say the agent fee will be extortionate along with the wages etc.

 

[theShiznit]

Mate I'm pretty close to the Grealish situation and know full well what's going on. As of this morning there is a contract on the table from Villa and a deadline set with City. One phone call from City as things stand and he goes there.

Which may suggest it's an either/or situation and they are waiting on developments with Kane before pulling the trigger with Grealish?

 

[easley91]

Would be funny as hell if City ended up with neither, wouldn't it?

 

[kursaal]

Any truth that Kane has applied for Italian citizenship as he wants to win trophies?

 

[newbie]

Based on what Dragon said, Kane seemingly thought he could go for a little over £100 million - I wonder if that was communicated to City by camp Kane, but they're not prepared to match what we consider his actual valuation now that's been made clear?

Bidding 100 million for Jackie G was stupid then Kane must be worth off the chart money

 

[Flashp]

Which may suggest it's an either/or situation and they are waiting on developments with Kane before pulling the trigger with Grealish?

It's been stated several times that Grealish going to City would probably end their pursuit of Kane.

 

[Gassin's finest]

Id say this would be a reason,

Haland may have a release clause but id say the agent fee will be extortionate along with the wages etc.

 

[Matthew]

charlie kane thinking his next move....

 

[Galahad]

The thing is: Daniel Levy is not against selling him. And it seems like the majority of fans are not against it too. But only for a right price. Is it so bloody difficult to understand, Harry? So Daniel Levy should call HK at tell him something like

But again, dear Harry, you can fuck off only for a right price!

 

[Donki]

Oh sorry Mino Raiola. He is very good at what he does for himself, he has been waiting for the Haland payday and I think he will receive a disgustingly high fee.

 

[soflapaul]

Which may suggest it's an either/or situation and they are waiting on developments with Kane before pulling the trigger with Grealish?

It's the simplest answer for the circumstances. One would think that Kane is the higher of the two priorities given the need for a goal scorer. If they budgeted a number for the two fo them that won't do the deals, they need to either find more money or wait to see if anything happens on the Spurs front. If nothing happens, they have a choice to make and while Kane would seem to be the better of the two choices short term, the price DL may put on him may be too much leading to them go back in for Grealish.

whatever the outcome, i wish the clubs would band together finally and pressure EPL/FA on FFP and throw the book at Man City. You would have to imagine he was tapped up a long time ago. on a side note, what is interesting though is if he was tapped up last summer, he still performed at an incredible level despite the plan. So if he stays, it's impossible to say that his performance level will falter. In the best of all worlds, he will eat some crow and figure out a way to ingratiate himself with teammates, fans and the club. If he ever needed outside advice, it's now.

 

[SpursTillIDie1882]

Serious question - Does anyone really think Charlie makes any of the decisions here?

He has only ever made 2 firm decisions

1) I will milk my brothers earning more and more every day

2) As a gooner **** i will attempt to screw Spurs over at some point

 

[Insomnia]

It does make you wonder what Charlie does all day after he’s dealt with any phone calls for Harry.

I mean he’s a “football agent” with one player. It’s like being a gardener with one bonsai tree.

Why doesn't Charlie Kane look out of the window in the morning?













Coz it gives him something to do in the afternoon