Harry Kane

[SlotBadger]

The daughter line was a bit off for my liking...think before you speak Harry.

I have seen a lot of people question this comment.

If you believe that swearing on someone's life could result in their death, it won't happen because he told the truth.

If you don't believe it has any impact whatsoever, it simply doesn't matter at all.

 

[Partizan]

I have seen a lot of people question this comment.

If you believe that swearing on someone's life could result in their death, it won't happen because he told the truth.

If you don't believe it has any impact whatsoever, it simply doesn't matter at all.

It's just a bit tactless for my liking, but I'm not making a big deal out of it either

 

[E17yid]

The daughter line was a bit off for my liking...think before you speak Harry.

Other than that, nothing to see here.

It’s just a figure of speech.

 

[hughy]

It’s just a figure of speech.

Really? I've never sworn on my daughters life.


Then again I don't have a daughter.

 

[ralvy]

Come on, you guys can't be 100% sure Harry Kane's daughter isn't now condemned to spend her eternity in hell or as the afterlife slave of the reporter he was speaking to.

It was a very irresponsible statement from Kane and I just don't have much respect left for him, he can fuck off to manu for all I care.

 

[Saoirse]

Really? I've never sworn on my daughters life.


Then again I don't have a daughter.

I'm roughly Harry's age and roughly from a similar area and "I swear on X's life" isn't an uncommon turn of phrase. Not very classy maybe, but Harry is not from an especially upper-class background and it was a spontaneous statement in an interview. I'm really not down with tone policing our players who were just naturally putting a point across for not using the Queen's English.

 

[hughy]

I'm roughly Harry's age and roughly from a similar area and "I swear on X's life" isn't an uncommon turn of phrase. Not very classy maybe, but Harry is not from an especially upper-class background and it was a spontaneous statement in an interview. I'm really not down with tone policing our players who were just naturally putting a point across for not using the Queen's English.

It was just a joke to set up my poor punchline. I apologise eternally.

 

[Saoirse]

It was just a joke to set up my poor punchline. I apologise eternally.

Ah sorry, genuinely didn't pick up on that and more had in mind the general criticism of him!

 

[hughy]

Ah sorry, genuinely didn't pick up on that and more had in mind the general criticism of him!

No harm done mate.

 

[rocklink]

Harry Kane's Stock City Goal reaction from Twitter:

Gary Lineker @GaryLineker
I can think of half a dozen for the National side I might claim. I was only 10 yards away from Platt’s volley against Belgium if that’s near enough? Could yet be England’s leading scorer.

Gary Lineker @GaryLineker
Mandzukic goal now being given to Harry Kane.

Footy Accumulators
@FootyAccums
If there's one team City don't want to be facing next...
It's a Spurs team who will sacrifice infant children to get Harry Kane his golden boot.

Gateshead FC @GatesheadFC
Our second goal at @TranmereRovers last night has now been awarded to Harry Kane.

Alan Shearer @alanshearer
I wonder if they will give me the other 9 I also scored but were not given!!???? #269#Appeal

The Redmen TV@TheRedmenTV
Urgent message: You have until Friday 8pm to claim your miss-sold PPI before Harry Kane decides it’s his.

BetVictor@BetVictor
Harry Kane has claimed Dele Alli's birthday cards as his own.

Lee Nelson @RealLeeNelson
Harry Kane just claimed my first child.

Khal•Kenshin @la_OK3
BREAKING: FIFA have decided to award Maradona's "hand of God" goal to Harry Kane after Kane claimed the ball touched him1

 

[Gb160]

Harry Kane's Stock City Goal reaction from Twitter:

Gary Lineker @GaryLineker
I can think of half a dozen for the National side I might claim. I was only 10 yards away from Platt’s volley against Belgium if that’s near enough? Could yet be England’s leading scorer.

Gary Lineker @GaryLineker
Mandzukic goal now being given to Harry Kane.

Footy Accumulators
@FootyAccums
If there's one team City don't want to be facing next...
It's a Spurs team who will sacrifice infant children to get Harry Kane his golden boot.

Gateshead FC @GatesheadFC
Our second goal at @TranmereRovers last night has now been awarded to Harry Kane.

Alan Shearer @alanshearer
I wonder if they will give me the other 9 I also scored but were not given!!???? #269#Appeal

The Redmen TV@TheRedmenTV
Urgent message: You have until Friday 8pm to claim your miss-sold PPI before Harry Kane decides it’s his.

BetVictor@BetVictor
Harry Kane has claimed Dele Alli's birthday cards as his own.

Lee Nelson @RealLeeNelson
Harry Kane just claimed my first child.

Khal•Kenshin @la_OK3
BREAKING: FIFA have decided to award Maradona's "hand of God" goal to Harry Kane after Kane claimed the ball touched him1

What I like about these is that they're all so damn hilarious and clever.

 

[Setzthree]

This thread is pure bantz

 

[LexingtonSpurs]

I agree. No wonder we become such a laughing stock. Will Kane now relinquish the goals that he scored that went off a defenders foot or goal keepers hands and now describe them as own goals? I think not, even when his (and the panel's) logic does dictate that they should. Pathetic and desperate comes to mind. He should have more confidence in his ability to maintain the golden boot without resorting to this

err...thats not how own goals work...but, knock yourself out if it makes you feel better. I've already moved on.

 

[olliec]

Lineker is a twat

 

[alfie103]

To be honest, who really cares. I personally think it is a little petty from Harry Kane but it will be forgotten in a couple of weeks and it will move on to something else.

 

[dagraham]

Can’t believe it. I’ve just had an email from the club that Harry Kane has claimed my ST in the new stadium next season.

Gutted .

 

[longtimespur]

I will be really glad when everyone has had enough of this on here.
It's bad enough with other teams supporters and the pundits.
It was funny but isn't anymore. ffs

 

[Geyzer Soze]

Lineker is a twat

Can’t believe I agree - but he’s become a twat. Since the Leicester thing

 

[Bulletspur]

err...thats not how own goals work...but, knock yourself out if it makes you feel better. I've already moved on.

Who said that's the way they worked? You obviously do not understand sarcasm. Try to comprehend before butting in

 

[bubble07]

Would kane prefer? To lose 5-4 against City - scoring all 4 or draw 0-0?