I am suing West Ham because...

[Leachie]

...Tevez is so ugly I spilled my hot coffee all over myself in fright when I first saw him in a spammers shirt on the telly.

Just for a bit of fun. Everyone else is suing West Ham so why can't I? Why are you suing West Ham?

 

[Dougal]

I am suing West Ham because I was at Upton Park for the Lasagne game and I want my money back!

 

[MattyP]

I am suing West Ham, coz they stole my Lego to build Upton Park

 

[idlepete]

I'm suing West Ham because I can't cope with the mental stress of thinking about all those drunken wife-beating fans going home angry every time they lose a game.

 

[idlepete]

And also, because they smell. Of wee.

 

[Andy]

I'm suing West Ham On behalf of Paul Staltieri, he rose to iconic status after that goal and has struggled to live up to the expectations ever since.

 

[InOffMeLeftShin]

I am suing West Ham, because I went for a night out around xmas and met a really hot girl, then found out she was a spammer and felt physically sick and it ruined my night.

 

[Leachie]

I am suing West Ham because their fans are forever blowing Bubbles which upset Michael Jackson and is blatant animal cruelty.

 

[Bonjour]

I am suing West Ham because I'm American and I sue everyone.

 

[riggi]

In suing West ham for the damage their fans have done to my ears by telling me how they won the world cup.

 

[llamafarmer]

I'm suing West Ham because claret and blue

 

[millhouse]

I'm suing west ham because I'm sick of hearing about everyone suing west ham

 

[Reece]

i'm sueing west ham because the ham in my fridge is from the far east

 

[KentuckyYid]

I'm suing W Ham because I'm an eel activist, and those chav fuckers eat jellied eels.

 

[David St Hubbins]

I'm sueing West Ham because they haven't even got the curtesy to have West Ham as their nearest bloody station

 

[riggi]

Im suing West Ham because their fans claim to be cockney and yet they are all from dagenham and they genrally piss me off lol

 

[MattyP]

I'm suing West Ham because they are a bunch of chavvy ****s

 

[trevo]

I am suing West Ham because their fans are forever blowing Bubbles which upset Michael Jackson and is blatant animal cruelty.

:rofl: Have some rep!

 

[spurslenny]

i'm sueing west ham because everyone else is, and i don't want to be the odd one out

 

[ShelfSide18]

I'm suing West Ham because after Paul Stalteri scored THAT goal, I suddenly realised that football couldn't get any better and everything after that would be rubbish in comparison.

(until we stuck 5 past Arsenal)