I'm A Celeb Betting.

[Houdini]

Outright Winner.

Only those in the jungle, as of tonight, 15th Nov, will be taken into consideration for betting purposes.

Any other slappers, divs, strays, will not count!


Freddie has been excused duty, as i thought from the start.

OUT: Stephanie
OUT: Sinitta
OUT: Pat Sharpe
OUT: Lorraine Chase
OUT: Jessica Jane Clement
OUT: Emily Scott*
OUT: Crissy Rock
OUT: Little Willie Carson
OUT: Antony Cotton
OUT: Fatima Whitbread

FINAL: Dougie v Mark.

WINNER: Dougie Poynter. :grin:




(* Not in the betting.)

 

[Houdini]

I'll wait and see who Lenny puts his v on, he loves this show!

 

[seany]

Jessica going to win it.

 

[spurslenny]

I can't help feeling the world would be better of if the, ahem, 'celebrities' all died a horrible, painful death in a snake pit, or a helicopter accident.

But that's just me.

 

[Houdini]

:lol:

You don't mean that...

 

[CosmicHotspur]

Little Willy.

 

[spurslenny]

Little Willy.

I haven't!!!!

 

[Houdini]

*snigger*

 

[CosmicHotspur]

*snigger*

Yeah, but you're my snigger... :wink:

 

[MattyP]

Bet on Willie Carson but having looked at Jess I thought I'd give her one as well.

 

[Houdini]

Who wouldnt?


If i was a rat, i would sneak into her bunk and chew on her tits!

 

[Houdini]

I think a new male contestant will go into the camp tomorrow!
Just to even up the sexes.

 

[spurslenny]

I think there's a lot of room for improvement on this show.

How about the contestants have to survive for 3 months in a cannibal infested jungle?

Or that each contestant is injected with yellow fever before being heli-dropped into the jungle, and then they each have to find a cure using only the natural resources around them.

The winner would be the last man/woman standing.

I'd watch that bad boy!!!

 

[mattyspurs]

I think there's a lot of room for improvement on this show.

How about the contestants have to survive for 3 months in a cannibal infested jungle?

Or that each contestant is injected with yellow fever before being heli-dropped into the jungle, and then they each have to find a cure using only the natural resources around them.

The winner would be the last man/woman standing.

I'd watch that bad boy!!!

I'll second that motion Lenny :grin:

 

[spurslenny]

I'll second that motion Lenny :grin:

Did I mention that contestants would be voted in to the show, and not out?

No?


Well, contestants would be voted in to the show, even if was against there will.
My nominees are...


Justin Beiber (who the fuck is this freak anyway?)
Sepp Blatter
Arsene Wenger
Robin Van Persie
Davina McCall
The entire cast of TOWIE
Anyone who's ever been on X-Factor
Anyone with any connection to X-Factor
Ray 'thicker than a whale omelette' Parlour
Ant & Dec
Kenny Dagliesh

 

[mattyspurs]

Davina McCall would have to be the first one in, and probably the first one to be impaled on the steel fence keeping the fuckers in.

 

[Houdini]

Poor Davina....anyway, no time for sentiment, impale her!

 

[Houdini]

Stephanie Powers... bites the dust!

 

[AW?]

My money is on Sinita. Damn i'm too late to bet.

 

[Houdini]

You want to bet on Sinnita?