- Jul 24, 2013
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For a minute I thought you were quoting this emotional masterpiece…His pullout game is woeful. We all know there isn’t a much better feeling in life than finishing inside a welcoming vagene, but surely if you’re cheating on your wife and refuse to wear a condom, you need to have the willpower to be able to pull out and finish on the bobs. Or inside the anoos.
Or mouth
Or back
Or belly button
Or face
Or toes
Basically anywhere except the baby maker.