Lets all laugh at Newcastle

[Luka Van der Bale]

Really hope they get relegated.

There's several of their players I'd love to poach.

Specifically Sissoko who I think could do a great job in the 3 behind the striker.

Not fond of him at all. Newcastle-supporting mates hate him. Frustrating bastard - very talented but never breaks into a jog when the opposition team has the ball, work-rate is non-existent and every other week comes out with another interview saying he'd love to play for a CL club. Disloyal, poisonous influence on that dressing room and someone I'd want nowhere near our young players.

 

[Sweech]

Not fond of him at all. Newcastle-supporting mates hate him. Frustrating bastard - very talented but never breaks into a jog when the opposition team has the ball, work-rate is non-existent and every other week comes out with another interview saying he'd love to play for a CL club. Disloyal, poisonous influence on that dressing room and someone I'd want nowhere near our young players.

Okay Wijnaldum then.

 

[SpursManChris]

Not fond of him at all. Newcastle-supporting mates hate him. Frustrating bastard - very talented but never breaks into a jog when the opposition team has the ball, work-rate is non-existent and every other week comes out with another interview saying he'd love to play for a CL club. Disloyal, poisonous influence on that dressing room and someone I'd want nowhere near our young players.

Disloyal for being ambitious in wanting to go to a CL club?

 

[Luka Van der Bale]

Disloyal for being ambitious in wanting to go to a CL club?

More due to the visible lack of workrate he puts in on the pitch, then has the temerity to come out and talk about making the step up.

 

[RickyVilla]

Disloyal for being ambitious in wanting to go to a CL club?

Chris. Just admit it. You are a Geordie.

 

[hughy]

Wijnaldum and Perez are the only two players of theirs I'd even consider. I personally rate Janmaat, but I doubt he'd be any better than Walker for us.

 

[beats1]

Wijnaldum and Perez are the only two players of theirs I'd even consider. I personally rate Janmaat, but I doubt he'd be any better than Walker for us.

Janmaat has been shocking defensively, he only wants to attack

 

[SpursManChris]

Chris. Just admit it. You are a Geordie.

lol, wasn't I speaking in defence of him leaving Newcastle? Wouldn't that make me more of a Mackem?

 

[Spursking]

In a way I hope they get relegated as well, so we can pick up Sissoko, Wijnaldum, Haidara for cheap. The way Newcastle are managed now is really bad. If they only knew the potential they have in the squad. Change the whole defence + one or two other adjustments. They would have been fine. Even managers at the top level cannot see that. That is why I am always saying that you don't need a high profile manager for your club. You need someone who has a good sense for what a good team is.

 

[Gbspurs]

I wouldn't touch any of their players with a bargepole.

 

[Danners9]

I hope Steve hangs on until after we play them, it would be unlucky - again - to play a team that has just sacked their manager.

 

[only1waddle]

In a way I hope they get relegated as well, so we can pick up Sissoko, Wijnaldum, Haidara for cheap. The way Newcastle are managed now is really bad. If they only knew the potential they have in the squad. Change the whole defence + one or two other adjustments. They would have been fine. Even managers at the top level cannot see that. That is why I am always saying that you don't need a high profile manager for your club. You need someone who has a good sense for what a good team is.

We don't need those players.

 

[dontcallme]

I wouldn't touch any of their players with a bargepole.

That's because you don't know how to put a team together.

Football should be fun and in order to have fun we need exciting players. Newcastle have fun, exciting players but their manager does not know how to put a team together. If we buy Newcastle's exciting players then we will have an exciting team but if they fail then it is because our manager does not know how to put a team together.



I think I'm getting the hang of this.

 

[Gbspurs]

I hope Steve hangs on until after we play them, it would be unlucky - again - to play a team that has just sacked their manager.

It's nailed on that they get spanked next game, sack McLaren and then hire Redknapp to face us as his first game.

 

[Montasura]

That's because you don't know how to put a team together.

Football should be fun and in order to have fun we need exciting players. Newcastle have fun, exciting players but their manager does not know how to put a team together. If we buy Newcastle's exciting players then we will have an exciting team but if they fail then it is because our manager does not know how to put a team together.



I think I'm getting the hang of this.

Was reading through that post slowly as I was getting distracted with proper work stuff. Read the first bit twice, checked the username twice, didn't say Spursking, got properly confused....then read the last line!

 

[mightyspur]

It's nailed on that they get spanked next game, sack McLaren and then hire Redknapp to face us as his first game.

No way would Redknapp take the Newcastle job. That would be a serious commute from Sandbanks.

 

[Misfit]

I hope the ****s stay in the lower leagues this time.*

*I've only known one barcode fan really, they could all be lovely people. This fan though....thunder****.

 

[Gbspurs]

No way would Redknapp take the Newcastle job. That would be a serious commute from Sandbanks.

Huge club though and Redknapp loves to be a hero

 

[Marty]

I hope the ****s stay in the lower leagues this time.*

*I've only known one barcode fan really, they could all be lovely people. This fan though....thunder****.

I know four who are genuinely nice people and one who's a bit of a dick. But the fan base as a whole deserves some time down after hounding out Pardew IMO.

 

[beats1]

I can't see Steve leaving tbh, he isn't at fault for all of this.

Firstly the defence has been shocking, Coloccini isn't up to it anymore.

They have a major loss in Tim Krul and then their second choice keeper in Darlow as well.

Janmaat seem uninterested in defending there, Taylor injured and the rest of the defence is crap

Graham Carr has spent a lot of money and hasn't all worked out like signing Thauvin instead of Payet(which clearly was only because of their ages and not their skill)

A lot of their players are less bothered about playing for their club and more interested on the next step up. Sissoko is talking about PSG and shit but at the moment he is dogshite. Remember Tiote supposedly being a £20m player LOL.

Strikers, they have a nutcase striker in Mitrovic or they have Cisse. Not much of a choice.

They have 11 french speaking players, WTF! There reports that Steve needs interpreters during training but this is a pisstake,

They only have 9 english speaking players and that includes Darlow and Taylor who are out for the season and 3 young players who aren't near the first 11(perhaps 4)

I think the newcastle fans blaming steve are pathetic tbh. They have been shit for a while and need to realise that this is bigger than one manager

They need to get rid of the shit first like Tiote(looks shit every time I have seen him), Riviere, Marveaux, Obertan, Cisse, Gouffran and even De Jong