Memory Lane... Pleasure Rooms

[tiger666]

We talking about Joe Wieczorek?

 

[TheChosenOne]

We talking about Joe Wieczorek?

Yup.

 

[tiger666]

Yup.

Think he's still putting on nights now. Legend.

 

[TheChosenOne]

Think he's still putting on nights now. Legend.

I chatted to him on FB a couple of years ago ain't see him in the flesh for 20 years or more.

Proper scallywag. LOL

 

[TheChosenOne]

He still has the FB page in his name.. 60th year ! I'm a year older than him LOL

Still doing his thing

 

[Insomnia]

Did you do the Dungeons in Lea Bridgd Rd ?

the ceiling was so low that the first time I went I thought I was being spat on until my mate showed me it was the sweat dripping off the ceiling, wonderland arena was the bollocks down lea bridge road too

 

[Bobbins]

Since we all seem to be reminiscing about Spurs and the Lane in its current form, I thought it'd be worth remembering the single greatest pre match bar/club ever in the history of pre match bars/clubs.

For those unaware, the Pleasure Rooms is/was (not sure if still there) a massive club type place near Bruce Grove, which is a 10/15 minute walk to the ground. It was always very dark inside and there were several different rooms. The name given to the event in the main room where Spurs fans gathered was 'Memory Lane'. Hundreds of Yiddos would gather inside there every Saturday around midday where the entertainment would begin. This was mainly naked women and comedians.

The women were filth. They'd pull up a willing man from the crowd and do all sorts of naughty with them. Except Sammi Jessop. She was so beautiful, she had the most amazing arse, though with the help of implants (we believed) She was allowed to just come on the stage and dance. She'd pull guys up too sometimes but it was all quite classy like a sexy lapdance, as opposed to the others who would pull someone up and suck them off in front of hundreds of cheering men. I still don't know how anyone could get a hard on let alone jizz in a room full of cheering men but hey, who am I to judge.

The comedians were hit and miss but mainly hit. At one point it got so popular, they were pulling in names like Little & Large and Chas & Dave. Little & Large might seem quite pathetic now but they were big back in the day and their off screen routine was very adult based. Chas & Dave came on and sung all their classics but no Spurs songs! The crowd started chanting 'we only want Spurs songs' and they started doing them but forgetting a lot of the words. It wasn't their greatest performance in all honestly but it was Chas & Dave singing Spurs songs in Tottenham on match day.

My lasting memory is one guy getting pulled up on stage, stripped naked and being whipped with his own belt by the girl. Each whip on his back and arse was met with horrified faces from the crowd. Then she got him to face her and she whipped his cock. Hard. The sound it made will live with me forever. He was floored by the pain and every guy in there doubled over in empathy. It was so fucking loud. I'm almost certain she caught him with the buckle. RIP that guy's penis.

And then at 230pm, we'd all walk down to the Lane to watch Spurs. Good old days the 90's were. We were so shit then, no one expected anything, so the crowd sung and sung. And maybe popped back to the club afterwards...

The place was shut down eventually. The nightclub was drug city so when it was closed down, Memory Lane went with it. I tried to set up something similar at my house but it never really got going.

Anyone remember this place?

Sammi Jessop, and I thought it was just me

 

[Gbspurs]

Sammi Jessop, and I thought it was just me

This her?

Spoiler

Ps don't click the link if near wives/employers!

 

[Bobbins]

This her?

Spoiler

Ps don't click the link if near wives/employers!

That's the one - a classic L!veTV appearance!

 

[wishkah]

Thread of the Year!

More stories please this is comedy gold.

 

[bomberH]

Jessop is similar to Patsy Kensit, if Patsy Kensit took some sort of filth pill. Yeah as you can imagine, the other girls there weren't in her league, but made up for it in other ways. Jessop had some kind of hold over the crowd each time she came on. She could've just stood there and read the news and half the crowd would still be having a sly pocket tug.

One Saturday I saw a couple of the girls in Faces in Ilford later that night. I said to them that I saw them that afternoon in memory lane. One of them was smiling and asked if I enjoyed it but the other straight away said 'look, we're just here to enjoy ourselves, we don't want to chat to any bloke' and finished that sentence with a rather unpleasant 'got it'? so I replied 'it's ok, I'm not trying to chat you up, you stuck your thumb up a stranger's arsehole before making him eat a Mars Bar out of your **** 8 hours ago'. Her mate laughed and I shook her hand and left them to it. Mars Bar girl didn't seem overly impressed!

 

[Insomnia]

Jessop is similar to Patsy Kensit, if Patsy Kensit took some sort of filth pill. Yeah as you can imagine, the other girls there weren't in her league, but made up for it in other ways. Jessop had some kind of hold over the crowd each time she came on. She could've just stood there and read the news and half the crowd would still be having a sly pocket tug.

One Saturday I saw a couple of the girls in Faces in Ilford later that night. I said to them that I saw them that afternoon in memory lane. One of them was smiling and asked if I enjoyed it but the other straight away said 'look, we're just here to enjoy ourselves, we don't want to chat to any bloke' and finished that sentence with a rather unpleasant 'got it'? so I replied 'it's ok, I'm not trying to chat you up, you stuck your thumb up a stranger's arsehole before making him eat a Mars Bar out of your **** 8 hours ago'. Her mate laughed and I shook her hand and left them to it. Mars Bar girl didn't seem overly impressed!

maybe she wasn't overly impressed coz she'd used a double decker, not a mars bar? girls can get funny about that sort of thing