Milan Skriniar

[tiger666]

You could literally stream all types of pr0n at once. Even little people kind for @bomberH

What do you think I do outside a transfer window.

 

[Gspurs11]

not anymore hahahha, went right over it, im assuming we don't own this plane and im just looking at some rich guy landing at his bank branch to get a loan to finish his death star

Hey, Levy's been all right this window. He deserves to finish his death star

 

[bomberH]

You could literally stream all types of pr0n at once. Even little people kind for @bomberH

That would be perfect. Instead of having to stop mid wank and find a new clip to finish to, you just move your head to the right and kerblammm, Bridget the midget going down on Bea Smalls.

 

[hescominghome]

Confirmed it's landed in Zurich. Anyone know if any Inter jets have flown that way today?

 

[brasil_spur]

We do own it, an its holding pattern over Zurich

Probably Levy going to get his award from FIFA HQ in Zurich for best transfer window ever ?

 

[Stoof]

Confirmed it's landed in Zurich. Anyone know if any Inter jets have flown that way today?

Levy just renewing his house insurance at Zurich HQ. In person. Because he's money.

 

[Falconer]

Probably Levy going to get his award from FIFA HQ in Zurich for best transfer window ever ?

Fax machine broke, delivering transfer list in person?

 

[Cochise]

Anyone remember the EPLLion twitter account last summer? He had people sitting up until midnight because he promised Dybala was going to be announced.

He deleted his account straight after.

 

[Yiddo100]

Anyone remember the EPLLion twitter account last summer? He had people sitting up until midnight because he promised Dybala was going to be announced.

He deleted his account straight after.

Can’t believe they get followers

 

[vinsomer]

PremTransferMan has spoken, its happening lads

 

[LukaKranjcar]

Well i certainly don’t doubt a Twitter account called PremTransferMan. Don’t get to be the Prems transfer man spouting nonsense.

 

[Guntz]

PremTransferMan has spoken, its happening lads

God this guy really is taking the p*** now

 

[easley91]

That account will be deleted at 11.01pm.

 

[sausage]

Probably Levy going to get his award from FIFA HQ in Zurich for best transfer window ever ?

Nah, it's just one of Harry's dogs off to make a withdrawal

 

[Gspurs11]

PremTransferMan has spoken, its happening lads

Power of one email?! He's quite poetic. Must've been one of those spam ones for viagra

 

[George94]

PremTransferMan has spoken, its happening lads

A 17 kid runs this account by the way... genuinely... ?

 

[dagraham]

That account will be deleted at 11.01pm.

If that was me though I think it would rather spoil the fun. At least keep it going to receive the abuse, which would sort of be a vindication of the wind up.

 

[NYSpur]

A 17 kid runs this account by the way... genuinely... ?

I was literally just coming here to say this person is behaving like a teenager trying to rile people up.

 

[easley91]

If that was me though I think it would rather spoil the fun. At least keep it going to receive the abuse, which would sort of be a vindication of the wind up.

There's one every window. They don't like the abuse and so will avoid it by deactivating within seconds of the deadline passing.

 

[0v3rl0r9]

Where's the guy who kept accidentally bumping into our transfer targets, asking if they're signing and getting them to wink at him. That's the real sort of ITK we want.