Mother and daughter ‘burn 100-yard penis onto football field’

[Dharmabum]

http://metro.co.uk/2014/09/22/mother-and-daughter-burn-100-yard-penis-onto-football-field-4877492/

Inspiration? (Picture: Google Maps)
A mother and daughter have been charged with vandalism after they burned a giant penis onto a football field.

The unnamed pair allegedly used weed killer along the length of the pitch at Bedford Senior High School, Temperance, Michigan, last month.

Assistant Monroe County Prosecutor Leah Hubbard said they have been charged, along with a 17-year-old, with malicious destruction of turf or soil.

She told the Detroit Free Press: ‘It was a lot more than a prank given the significant damage and the disruption of school activities.

‘There have been countless hours of volunteer time to get the field back in playing condition.’

The mother, 50, has been released on bond and her lawyer, Tim Churchill, said that she did not go onto the field.

He also said that her daughter, 16, did not take part in causing the damage.

 

[talkshowhost86]

Heroes

 

[nferno]

LADettes.

P.s *handegg field

 

[lenny7]

I particularly like the spaff going into the dugout. Class.

 

[hashmander]

the picture used in the article isn't their handy work, it's one of those images from google maps satellite view that people have discovered.

 

[sweetness]

Will they get the hint and start calling it gridiron?

 

[KentuckyYid]

Wait I'm confused.

"Mother and daughter burned a penis into a field." But mother's attorney claims she didn't go onto the pitch, and her daughter didn't do any of the damage. So who did it? Did mother/daughter recklessly get some 17yr old kid (the other charged person) to do their vandalism for them? I'd wager the 17yr old is a male since his future was deemed disposable...