ghetto_spur
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- Dec 1, 2004
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Louis Van Gaal has long been mooted as Spurs' next manager.
I've heard it so much it feels pretty much nailed on to happen and from Tim's body language it feels like he is indeed a dead man walking.
Let's say Tim goes, do you want LVG?
Yes he may steady the ship but he's not a long term solution, he'll come in - do a job - then leave. Yes he may sort some stuff out, yes he may achieve something whilst he's with us but really he wants a last pay cheque and a crack at the PL.
Not for me thanks.
"All these problems Ghetto, but what's your solution?" I hear you cry.
Well since you asked so handsomely i'll tell you.
Frank De Boer.
Fantastic record in Holland (won the league three years running), has a history of blooding and trusting young players, is a big name in world football and so will attract talent and he has evil yet powerful eyebrows - so you know he's serious.
"That's your dream? That's not so much a dream but an unlikely option you fool face!" I hear you shout.
But wait there monkey face, i'm not done.
He built his Ajax team around a fantastic little player called Christian Eriksen, unfortunately he had to sell him. Sad face.
Hold on a minute.
We have a player just like Christian Eriksen.
Moussa Dembele!
No wait, Christian Eriksen!
Boom.
More? You want more? For realz??
Ok fine.
Hamburg are odds on to be relegated from the Bundesliga.
"So what?" I hear you splutter through mouthfuls of marmite cheerios and almond milk.
Well you disgusting tramp, my second fav ever Spurs player is still there, a little goal machine known as Rafael Van Der Vaart.
And he's said he's keen to play for De Boer...yes he means at Ajax but still.
There, get it?
So, in summation. My dream.
- Frank De Boer
- A team built around Christian Eriksen
- Rafa to come back for next season
Thoughts?
I've heard it so much it feels pretty much nailed on to happen and from Tim's body language it feels like he is indeed a dead man walking.
Let's say Tim goes, do you want LVG?
Yes he may steady the ship but he's not a long term solution, he'll come in - do a job - then leave. Yes he may sort some stuff out, yes he may achieve something whilst he's with us but really he wants a last pay cheque and a crack at the PL.
Not for me thanks.
"All these problems Ghetto, but what's your solution?" I hear you cry.
Well since you asked so handsomely i'll tell you.
Frank De Boer.
Fantastic record in Holland (won the league three years running), has a history of blooding and trusting young players, is a big name in world football and so will attract talent and he has evil yet powerful eyebrows - so you know he's serious.
"That's your dream? That's not so much a dream but an unlikely option you fool face!" I hear you shout.
But wait there monkey face, i'm not done.
He built his Ajax team around a fantastic little player called Christian Eriksen, unfortunately he had to sell him. Sad face.
Hold on a minute.
We have a player just like Christian Eriksen.
Moussa Dembele!
No wait, Christian Eriksen!
Boom.
More? You want more? For realz??
Ok fine.
Hamburg are odds on to be relegated from the Bundesliga.
"So what?" I hear you splutter through mouthfuls of marmite cheerios and almond milk.
Well you disgusting tramp, my second fav ever Spurs player is still there, a little goal machine known as Rafael Van Der Vaart.
And he's said he's keen to play for De Boer...yes he means at Ajax but still.
There, get it?
So, in summation. My dream.
- Frank De Boer
- A team built around Christian Eriksen
- Rafa to come back for next season
Thoughts?
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