New Woody song

[LadieK]

Today I heard a guy sing the line "He looks a little bit like Jesus" for our very own Woody, It made those around us laugh but clearly no one around us had heard it as a 'Woody song' before.

Wondered if any of you wanted to try and come up with something to make a little song out of that for him. I think it fits well!

For those that don't know, the line is from the song: When You Were Young by The Killers

 

[LadieK]

My effort:

We sat here in our heartache
Waiting on some beautiful boy to
To save us from the old ways
We played forgiveness
Watch him now, here he comes

He looks a little bit like Jesus but he
Defends much better and
He's our own talisman, he's just begin

 

[nicdic]

Blasphemy!

 

[Flatters]

You sit there in your Park Lane,
Waiting on Jonathan Woodgate to,
To save you from your old ways,
He plays for Tottenham,
Watch him now, here he comes.

He looks like a little bit like Jesus,
But he plays like (a) Ledley King
Like you imagined when you were young.

:shrug:

 

[MattyP]

He looks a little bit like Jesus
They say that Jesus saved
So stick woody in goal
Coz Robbo can't save shit

It doesn't rhyme, but sums up what I'm thinking right now

 

[LadieK]

Flatters FTW

 

[nicdic]

Super, super Jon, etc.

 

[deathtoarsenal]

To no particular tune, although you could make one to fit.

He assaulted an Asian in a racially motivated attack,
But everyone forgave him because he's solid at the back,
He has long hair, but he didn't 'cut it'* in Spain
Now he plays alongside a different defender every week at the Lane.
He scored against Chelsea and helped win the cup
And he'll soon replace fellow racist Terry in the England line-up!
He's Woodgate! Jonny Woodgate!
He's nicer than Lee Bowyer, but he's still a racist ****.
He's Woodgate! Jonny Woodgate!
He's nicer than Lee Bowyer, but he's still a racist ****. (repeat and fade)

*Double meaning! :-D

 

[LeeJay]

We Had Years Of... Heartache,
Waiting on Some Silverware and,
Then Like in The Glory Days,
We went to Wembley...
And Beat the Chelsea.. 2-1

He Looks a Little Bit Like Jesus
But He... Scored the Winner,
Like We imagined when weeee were young

 

[Goldman]

I like it DTA not sure it would go down to well but its pretty catchy.. :beer:

 

[MrWoolley]

You sit there in your Park Lane,
Waiting on Jonathan Woodgate to,
To save you from your old ways,
He plays for Tottenham,
Watch him now, here he comes.

He looks like a little bit like Jesus,
But he plays like (a) Ledley King
Like you imagined when you were young.

:shrug:

I like it :up:

 

[yiddotilidie]

Some are already singing:

'we've got Jesus at the back'
singing we've got Jesus at the back' blah blah blah!

 

[Deathrod]

Simply:

Woody Woody Woody Woody... la la la la la....

To the theme of 'Ruby Ruby Ruby'..... Easy.