Player Watch Player Watch: Brennan Johnson

[SDogg]

Everytime I see his name, I wanna sing “Brennan’s got a mangina, Brennan’s got a mangina” ala Step Brothers

 

[Aleks]

agree a deal in the morning, drag feet for the whole day so everyone gets stressed about it, distracts from everything else not done.

Hell people have made youtube videos and released them about him in the time between

 

[Cel]

club are masterful at it, everyone just cares about the johnson announcement now so theres a massive relief afterwards

Oh, I'm not so sure. I think people are behaving as A&C and Rob asked them to till 11, but this place is going to be proper hostile if (I say if, lets face it, 99% when) it's just BJ announced. In a normal year, when we haven't sold Kane, maybe that would work, but this year is different.

I think with Johnson we are OK up top, different, but OK. Swapping PEH for Gallagher would have been nice, but not essential. Not sorting that back up CB is criminal.

It's apparent from us now scrambling we wanted someone, so why on earth leave it to the last minute - I'm sure you could have prised Kelly from Bournemouth 2 weeks ago if we wanted to - but funnily enough people don't want to sell good players with hours to replace them. Why make it a bloody scramble.

 

[sundanceyid10]

Time to guess his number.

 

[BorjeSpurs]

In a 34 second clip Bent and Goldstein:

- Mispronouncing Kulusevski's name.
- Exaggerating the transfer fee.
- Saying that Cooper had to leave him out of the team at key times. He started 33 games and was only on the bench for 5 games (got minutes in all of them) when Cooper went more defensive and changed tactically against Liverpool x2, Arsenal x2 and Chelsea away.

 

[Gollorius]

Is that because they both only speak English? Davies is from South Wales and doesn't speak welsh

Nah. He’s from my neck of the woods. A place called Ystalyfera. He’d be pretty fucked if he couldn’t speak Welsh. I now live near Cardiff though and barely anyone speaks it here, you can’t say that out loud though! Johnson isn’t Welsh just plays for us.

 

[SpursSince1980]

Nah. He’s from my neck of the woods. A place called Ystalyfera. He’d be pretty fucked if he couldn’t speak Welsh. I now live near Cardiff though and barely anyone speaks it here, you can’t say that out loud though! Johnson isn’t Welsh just plays for us.

Penarth?

 

[Mr Pink]

Well Happy with this signing

 

[degoose]

Everytime I see his name, I wanna sing “Brennan’s got a mangina, Brennan’s got a mangina” ala Step Brothers

 

[Sandro30]

 

[mil1lion]

Robin Hood reference?

 

[BorjeSpurs]

 

[Stoof]

 

[curlacious]

Robin Hood reference?

Think that's his goal celebration too

 

[GioW]

 

[Frank Blank]

I bet the PR bod (if male) has had a semi all day, just waiting to put this up.

 

[SpursSince1980]

Yay?

 

[curlacious]

I bet the PR bod (if male) has had a semi all day, just waiting to put this up.

Nothing beats...

 

[Cornpattbuck]

In a 34 second clip Bent and Goldstein:

- Mispronouncing Kulusevski's name.
- Exaggerating the transfer fee.
- Saying that Cooper had to leave him out of the team at key times. He started 33 games and was only on the bench for 5 games (got minutes in all of them) when Cooper went more defensive and changed tactically against Liverpool x2, Arsenal x2 and Chelsea away.

Stop following and sharing this utter shite. What do you expect from rentagobs?

 

[Cel]

Yay?

No, defo a yay. Just a sad, lonely one.