Rafael Van der Vaart

[mil1lion]

Ha, Arsenal in the Champions League Final. Great sense of humour BBLG.

 

[kaz Hirai]

you just know if we manage to get through the group in 2nd we are facing arsenal or chelsea.

Anyway good thing we finished 4th as its finally paid off with VDV capture

 

[WhiteStripe]

Champions League final, at Wembley, next may. Spurs v Arsenal:

0-0 entering the 93rd minute, the final minute of injury time.

Fabregas sloppy pass ends up at the feet of Huddlestone, who lumbers to the right before playing a chipped pass back over Fabregas to an awaiting Modric.

Modric in one swift move crashes into Van Persie, yet somehow turns on the ball, controlling beautifully, but his path to goal is blocked. He inexplicably holds onto the ball under pressure from Vermaelen before seeing Bale run past him down the left flank, and plays a slightly short pass for the young Welshman retrieve.

Bale, being undersold with the pass from Modric, has no choice but to cut inside the charging Bacary Sagna and swings an overhit toe punt to the far post to meet the charging Aaron Lennon. A slower player wouldn't have made it, but Azza does and, first time, he shoots. His shot is a stinker and veers off at an awkward angle back across the area, towards the penalty spot, where Rafael Van der Vaart is waiting. The Dutchman flicks the ball on his chest and guides it down to his left foot. However, the onrushing Squillaci causes Rafa to rethink, and rather than hit the volley, he chips it over the head of the French centre back and onto his right foot, hitting a screaming volley into the top corner with just 1 second remaining of injury time. Spurs win the Champions League, Wembley is rocking and the fans are ecstatic.


(well a man can dream can't he?)

With added realism. The Tottenham way.

 

[Kendall]

Boner gone. Where's the romance WhiteSteve?

 

[WhiteStripe]

Boner gone. Where's the romance WhiteSteve?

We still won Kenneth, and I like realism when i'm wanking. I'm a realist not a fantasist. I would rather knock one out to a realistic situation with a work colleague than a night out with Megan Fox. believability is the key in any fantasy for me.

 

[BringBack_leGin]

Haha, that may be where I fall down then, I tend to bat way way way out of my league when it comes to women (don't ask how, I put it down to clueless charm) so I guess I expect Spurs to do the same (with play I mean, we already know they bat way out of their league with women, just ask Crouchy ;-) )

 

[BringBack_leGin]

And he's called george god dammit!

 

[$hoguN]

Haha, that may be where I fall down then, I tend to bat way way way out of my league when it comes to women (don't ask how, I put it down to clueless charm) so I guess I expect Spurs to do the same (with play I mean, we already know they bat way out of their league with women, just ask Crouchy ;-) )

So you get fatties rather than inflatables? :think:

 

[BringBack_leGin]

You betcha!

Daddy likes em round :-D

 

[$hoguN]

You betcha!

Daddy likes em round :-D

:lol: that statement remind me of when my mate went out in a t-shirt which said "I'd rather cum in you than a tissue"

 

[WhiteStripe]

And he's called george god dammit!

He's called Kenneth hactchewally!!

 

[BringBack_leGin]

:lol: that statement remind me of when my mate went out in a t-shirt which said "I'd rather cum in you than a tissue"

ewwww.... too far!

Moving on... ehem








So, Rafael Van der Vaart. Has anybody seen this one:

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[Spurger King]

Didn't we ban metro from our press conferences a while back?

If we didn't, maybe it's about time we did. What a congregation of dicks.

 

[Kendall]

You betcha!

Daddy likes em round :-D

Haha, this tickled me.

 

[Robbiepope]

What a flick at the end of that video. Love to see Crouch try that one.

 

[kishman]

I genuinely can't wait to see this guy playing in a Spurs shirt.

 

[Raxscallion]

If he doesn't perform at least 3 Marseille turns each match I want our 8m back.

 

[danielneeds]

Confirmed as wearing the 11 shirt on OS.

 

[Berglad]

If he doesn't perform at least 3 Marseille turns each match I want our 8m back.

That's why the paperwork was a little late, we were squeezing that clause into his contract.

 

[StartingPrice]

If he doesn't perform at least 3 Marseille turns each match I want our 8m back.

Knowing dan Levy, he'll probably get it back somehow anyway:wink: