Ripping It

[WestBelfast Spurs]

Was watching the game last night on TV, it got the 82 minute, the missus walks in to the room with some sexy undies, i was like happy days this is going to end a draw so lets get at it. Getting down to business as they say, my 5 month old child starts crying from his room, so he had to be comforted by the missus he wouldnt stop all night crying, so i missed the end of the match (bales 2nd free kick) and was cockblocked by my 5 month old child.

Anybody else have a shit end to there Val day.

 

[bloodzeed]

seriously wtf

 

[ohwhenthespurs]

Was watching the game last night on TV, it got the 82 minute, the missus walks in to the room with some sexy undies, i was like happy days this is going to end a draw so lets get at it. Getting down to business as they say, my 5 month old child starts crying from his room, so he had to be comforted by the missus he wouldnt stop all night crying, so i missed the end of the match (bales 2nd free kick) and was cockblocked by my 5 month old child.

Anybody else have a shit end to there Val day.

On the plus side you saw the lady in your profile picture in sexy underwear and at least participated in the opening hostilities, while I like most of the rest of us settled for a couple of cans of Red Stripe and a game of five against one.

 

[Dundalk_Spur]

Yeah I cooked a meal for my wife, and thought we had an understanding that I could watch the game seeing as we were also going out for a valentines meal tonight, albeit with the wee guy as well. I didn't even rush, and it was nearly half eight when she said go and watch the football. Up until 4.30 trying to broker a peace which was not forthcoming. On the road since 7.30 and in work, tired and awaiting the start of the texts when she wakes up.

 

[WestBelfast Spurs]

Yeah I cooked a meal for my wife, and thought we had an understanding that I could watch the game seeing as we were also going out for a valentines meal tonight, albeit with the wee guy as well. I didn't even rush, and it was nearly half eight when she said go and watch the football. Up until 4.30 trying to broker a peace which was not forthcoming. On the road since 7.30 and in work, tired and awaiting the start of the texts when she wakes up.

the we need to talk texts are brutal lol

 

[Riandor]

Wife went dancing (which she does on a Thursday normally), I fell asleep on the couch at 21:30 and couldn't watch the game due to living in Germany (not that my tv is set up yet after moving house).

Went to bed.

 

[Dundalk_Spur]

the we need to talk texts are brutal lol

I am just going to tell her I'm not going to watch any sport from now on. See how she puts up with a miserable fucker that doesn't give her any spare time to herself.

 

[Montasura]

I missed the entire match instead opting for the meal for two thing. She did let me check the score regularly on the phone tthough, and I do have the match recorded.

 

[Mattspur]

Was watching the game last night on TV, it got the 82 minute, the missus walks in to the room with some sexy undies, i was like happy days this is going to end a draw so lets get at it. Getting down to business as they say, my 5 month old child starts crying from his room, so he had to be comforted by the missus he wouldnt stop all night crying, so i missed the end of the match (bales 2nd free kick) and was cockblocked by my 5 month old child.

Anybody else have a shit end to there Val day.

TTIUWP

 

[Damian99]

Was watching the game last night on TV, it got the 82 minute, the missus walks in to the room with some sexy undies, i was like happy days this is going to end a draw so lets get at it. Getting down to business as they say, my 5 month old child starts crying from his room, so he had to be comforted by the missus he wouldnt stop all night crying, so i missed the end of the match (bales 2nd free kick) and was cockblocked by my 5 month old child.

Anybody else have a shit end to there Val day.

I don't quite understand this . No offence and please don't take any, but looking at your pic, if that was my misses and she walked in, in some sexy undies in the 82 minute by the 83rd minute i would have emptied my load, sat back down, feet up watching the end of the game, while my misses went up and calmed the little one down.

Everyone's happy/satisfied ??

 

[Turbo]

My Mrs went to bed while the game was still on and called me up from the top of the stairs. I could see it was worth while going up as I could see her through the mirror on our landing. Anyway she let me have the game on in the background while we got under the covers. I thought the game was out for a draw so took my mind off the game last ten minutes. Anyway looked up at one point as the players walking off and said out loud "what the f**k, I missed a goal. We won 2-1". To be fair she asked if I was joking, not for killing the moment, for the fact she thought I was winding her up we won.

 

[Mattspur]

I planned to go to the game but as none of my mates were going I decided the day before to take the Mrs out for dinner. Because of my lateness in booking a restaurant the only time I could get a table for was 18:30 but they needed it back by 20:30. Back for the second half then! I got home just as the first half was coming to an end so I saw the first goal. Then went upstairs for a bit of loving and gave her a good seeing to. Back down to see the half time analysis.

 

[Real_madyidd]

Went out for a nice romantic meal, didn't watch the game. Had a nice evening, checked the score a couple of times (the Mrs could see I was struggling not to check and gave me a break). Couple of bott;es of wine and a good nights sleep. The Mrs was, however, up vomitting and shitting- not quite as sexy as I had hoped.

 

[WestBelfast Spurs]

I don't quite understand this . No offence and please don't take any, but looking at your pic, if that was my misses and she walked in, in some sexy undies in the 82 minute by the 83rd minute i would have emptied my load, sat back down, feet up watching the end of the game, while my misses went up and calmed the little one down.

Everyone's happy/satisfied ??

dude it was Val night you have to have some of this thing women bang on about "Foreplay" lol

 

[Damian99]

dude it was Val night you have to have some of this thing women bang on about "Foreplay" lol

I should have said, i had included that aswell

 

[SonicSarr]

I went to the pub and allowed her to tag along, got pissed and got her to cook me something when I got home.

*I had given her a ring in the morning though so my long-term freedom is in jeopardy.

 

[nicdic]

We don't do V day so I was all set to watch the game.

 

[Damian99]

*I had given her a ring in the morning though so my long-term freedom is in jeopardy.

How thoughtful, i sometimes call my wife from work to see how she is

 

[codspur]

Treated her to a take out Ruby whilst watching the game...whats not to love

 

[Sauniere]

I watched the game on ITV. The camera man kept showing this couple in the crowd, she was fit, long blond hair all done up like she was supposed to be going out for a "special night" and he was grinning along at her side. The commentator started suggesting things (lies) that the guy had said to her about Valentine's night like "yeah I'm taking you to a really posh restaurant" it was pretty funny, anyway a bit later, just after Lyon scored, the camera went back on them again and they were sat facing away from each othe and she was slumped over, head in one hand. Haha was hilarious