Sleeping with the enemy

[Blackrat1299]

Theo 'two fingers' Walcott wants to take Deli Alli Under His wing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.standard.co.uk/sport/foo...enager-dele-alli-under-his-wing-a3085016.html

 

[Sir Henry]

Fuck off you little prick (not you poster, wall****)

 

[fletch82]

The sort of player who can do anything you say theo ?

Hope he smacks you in the face then

 

[npearl4spurs]

Yeah, we're good letting him take plenty of pointers from our actual teammates there. Even Rooney.

 

[Gassin's finest]

No thanks, we want him to actually be good.

 

[dynamoSpurs]

Allow dat talk walcock!

 

[philip]

Alli is already better than wally cock

 

[beats1]

I take it no one has seen walcott recently, he has been good for a while bar the injuries and actually this season looks really good, finishing is shit but his runs are actually hurting teams

 

[crokey]

Walcott is a good player get over yourselves

 

[danielneeds]

"Stick with me, mate, I'll teach you how to always get picked for the national team even when I'm not playing for my club, or just coming back from one of the constant stream of injuries which has seen my career plateau at 18..."

 

[absolute bobbins]

Walcott is a good player get over yourselves

He's not that good

 

[thinktank]

Just fuck off, Walnut.

 

[Disconosebleed]

Unless he can somehow teach Alli how to run really fast in a straight line, I'm not sure what Walcott has to offer mentor-wise.

 

[Japhet]

I take it no one has seen walcott recently, he has been good for a while bar the injuries and actually this season looks really good finishing is shit but his runs are actually hurting teams

How many years has it taken him to have a half decent run of games? Think he over-rates himself a tad.

 

[Nine while nine]

Walcott: "Is there anything you'd like me to show you"

Alli "Yes, could you show me how you tried to tackle Danny Rose in the North London Derby?"

Walcott: "Of course. I did thi.... Aaaargh"

Alli:

 

[spurs9]

He's not that good

The last season that Walcott had that he didn't miss most of due to injuries, he scored 14 and assisted 12 in the league, mostly from RW. Since then, he has averaged a goal very 2.7 games (again from RW) which is very good when you consider that he is returning from injury and about in 1 season, 10 out of 14 those games were off the bench, whilst he regains fitness and the other season, 3 out of 13 were.

I would say he is pretty good.

 

[UncleBuck]

with the arrival of Townsend and walker, coupled with Kane, I think he'll be fine.
Thanks for the offer though 'wing' nut...

 

[onthetwo]

I thought this was going to be a thread for fans with Gooner other halves...

 

[brakefluid]

*sheepishly raises hands in surrender*

Yup that"ll be me.

*exits stage left*

 

[rambu]

....until Dele nutmegs him in practice.