Smurf Me A Choose

[Stoof]

Or choose me a smurf. Whichever makes more sense.

As you'll all be aware, the Smurf Curse over which I preside is real. Very very real.

It will make players shit, or at worst leave the club completely. This is an awesome power to behold and something you can completely trust me with.

Didi has now gone and following my threat to use it on Adel "Smurfabat" Taarabt, he looks like he's off on loan to Malaga [ITK info only though, to be fair].

So, the purpose of this thread is simple. (As well as light-hearted).

In no more than 20 words, please can you tell me which footballer currently plying his trade in the Premier League you would like to be subjected to the Smurf Curse and why.

The winner will be chosen by me, or by whichever of you gets the best response from anyone else in the form of ":lol: That's fucking funny, Stoof you have to do that" type posts. And then I shall proceed to sigging and avataring said player.

Go minions! Go! :dance:

 

[Dundalk_Spur]

Not funny but as per PM, Smurf Fabregas, anything to weaken the nomads.

 

[Bill_Oddie]

Stoof, I know you had your heart set on Steve. Revenge is a dish best served blue, perhaps? :wink:

 

[spurs mental]

Eboue would be one of my picks, although I could think of a lot more.

Simply put, I'd just like to see if he could actually get any shitter than he is already. Plus you could use this stupid chicken like dance:

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[haxman]

John Terry or Ashley Cole. Whichever, it doesnt matter as they are 1 and 2 for me as the most horrible ***** in the league.

 

[markiespurs]

Arsene Wenger, so hopefully the goons miss out on Champions league football and go bankrupt.

 

[punky]

Smurfberto aka Gilberto da Silva Melo for contributing nothing to our club except a £16k/week deficit.

 

[Stoof]

Arsene Wenger, so hopefully the goons miss out on Champions league football and go bankrupt.

footballer currently plying his trade in the Premier League

:wink:

 

[spurslenny]

without a shadow of a brussel it's got to be WengerSmurf.

Ok, i know he's not a prem player, but, how much happier would we all be if he fell foul to the 'smurf curse' :beer:

 

[VegasII]

Steven Ireland needs a new wig...would a smurf hat work?

I think you need to pick the Voyeur.

Could you smurf hat all of the city squad?

 

[punky]

Actually, because i'm bitter.... Andrei Smurfshavin.

 

[ever]

robin van smurfie - i hate him

 

[SpunkyBackpack]

Mr John Terry, you know cos he's blue through and through, until some money lands in his lap and then he's a slightly lighter blue through and through


In any case he's still a twat so its all good

 

[mil1lion]

Bent. Cos wherever he goes, he'll probably score plenty of goals. And our former players always score past us.

 

[Flatters]

Yeah definitely John Terry.

 

[talkshowhost86]

I know he isn't technically (or at all) a Premiership footballer but I think you should use it on Jimbo...just to see what happens.

 

[Dougal]

Papa Smurf! :grin:


I don't understand this game :-(

Not Premier League at present but he's hinted at it. Smurfid Beckham. That'll keep the fucker at bay :twisted:

 

[Netty]

Dimitar Berbatov

 

[Bobishism]

Fabregas.
He makes Arsenal tick.

or Berbatov.
So he can come back to us. xxxx

 

[Yid-ol]

Terry, cos he is a class A ****