Something hilarious...

[SelbYido]

I was perusing NewsNow earlier & came across this absolute gem of a blog thread...

http://www.thfclatest2-matchreports.com/blog/?p=142

I was literally in tears!


Of laughter...*

:rofl:







* read the comments for full effect & look out for the most disturbing thing of all, namely, a voice of reason eminating from our very own Blue Mauvey.

Chilling. mg:

 

[robbiesavagehasbreasts]

There are like 5000 comments.

 

[SelbYido]

There are like 5000 comments.

Read them all.

Seriously, this shit redefines comedy!

 

[robbiesavagehasbreasts]

Nah. Maybe tomorrow. I just finished all 32 pages of Daily Discussion Thread in the ITK forum.

 

[SelbYido]

:lol:

Me too, but I'm a proper insomniac & I couldn't wait...

 

[bomberH]

Saw this before. Some of it is fucking hilarious. Someone posted under the name of Fred West, then a couple of comments later, someone posted as Rose West syaing 'get home and put the kids to bed you ****'.

As for the piece itself, it's obviously bollox, but he's mixed satire with a bit of truth, thus confusing the onlookers.

Top read.

 

[SelbYido]

Saw this before. Some of it is fucking hilarious. Someone posted under the name of Fred West, then a couple of comments later, someone posted as Rose West syaing 'get home and put the kids to bed you ****'.

As for the piece itself, it's obviously bollox, but he's mixed satire with a bit of truth, thus confusing the onlookers.

Top read.

My personal faves...

"Comment from Ian Huntley
Time: August 7, 2008, 4:16 pm
This has made me want to become a Tottenham fan.
Know any good ditches, lads?"

...
Comment from GEORGE W
Time: August 7, 2008, 2:58 pm
Osama you are a total ****!!!!!

& finally...

Comment from Rapist
Time: August 7, 2008, 2:31 pm
Article makes perfect sense. When will all the deluded Spurs fans realise that we won’t progress without a proper manager. Diego **** doesn’t give a fuck about spurs.

 

[robbiesavagehasbreasts]

I'd like to have the courage to post under the name Rapist. I really do.

 

[guiltyparty]

"we now have a first team with an average height the same as the paralympic basketball team"

Is it wrong that I laughed uncontrollably at this?

 

[matjcole]

Why do so many people not get that the author was taking the piss :shrug:

 

[guiltyparty]

Why do so many people not get that the author was taking the piss :shrug:

Because sadly it seems believable with the amount of know-nothing dross that is dredged up on NewsNow nowadays that he could have meant it. And people are stupid, never underestimate that bit

 

[Bill_Oddie]

Magical. Truly magical. Blue_Mauvey's work on there was inspired. It's the sheer number of imbeciles that gets me. I mean, surely, even if you included the population of Margate, there aren't that many bell-ends in the world.

 

[Bronno]

Magical. Truly magical. Blue_Mauvey's work on there was inspired. It's the sheer number of imbeciles that gets me. I mean, surely, even if you included the population of Margate, there aren't that many bell-ends in the world.

I just got to....

Comment from Bluemauvey
Time: August 7, 2008, 3:34 pm
I’m off to rouse up some more villagers and to break out the flaming brands!
Forward the Mong Hoard!



... and very nearly wet myself laughing.

 

[Firekid]

Don't know how many people read all the comments but there is this link...

http://www.thfclatest2-matchreports.com/forum2/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=820

I thought it was intersting seeing how it was put together makes all the comments more amusing in my book

 

[Kyras]

Comment from Jack the Spur
Time: August 7, 2008, 1:59 pm
I fink u got a point tbf.
I dont like 2 bring race into things, but is he trying to sell all our black stars? and also not playing our BLACK captain! he wants to get rid of all blacks in our team and its not right.
we will be lillywhite next year, it’s disgusting

 

[Phantom]

Lmao its so worrying there are so many out there that believed the article.

 

[Phantom]

Comment from Bluemauvey
Time: August 7, 2008, 3:36 pm

Let's go and put in the windows of the paediatricians on the way to the castle.

LMAO

 

[MarkTHFC9]

Comment from Ian Huntley
Time: August 7, 2008, 2:24 pm
Tell me more about this 12 year old Palace reserve.


lololololololol

 

[Bill_Oddie]

They've now posted a 'balanced' piece in reply. Not going quite so swimmingly but bluemauvey's responses are every bit as delicious as before.

 

[mil1lion]

Yeah they're bigging Ramos up now. The Ramos revolution and all.

Juande Ramos Blue and White Army!

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