Songs from the Armchair Stand

[Dougal]

My old man, is still on the can,
The old dear's in the kitchen making lunch.
The game kicks off in under a minute,
She's burnt the toast and decided to bin it.
There's nothing in my belly,
And Spurs are on the telly,
Looks like it's a takeaway instead.
So I put my feet up and from my beer I sup,
And cheer on the Yids with my old man!

 

[Rocksuperstar]

My old man, is still on the can,
The old dear's in the kitchen making lunch.
The game kicks off in under a minute,
She's burnt the toast and decided to bin it.
There's nothing in my belly,
And Spurs are on the telly,
Looks like it's a takeaway instead.
So I put my feet up and from my beer I sup,
And cheer on the Yids with my old man!

:clap: you're on form this morning, fella :up:

 

[llamafarmer]

Bomber: *on phone to RSS* Hey, RSS, where you watching the match?

RSS: "I'm supposed to be at home... iiii'm supposed to beeee at home..."

Bomber: *points at RSS down the phone* "Yid Armchair Yid Armchair Yid Armchair..."

RSS: *stands up and laughs* Tee hee, giggle giggle.

RSS's Mum: "Sit down, if you love Tottenham"

The end.

:lol: Yid armchair

At Rocky's mum: "Get the kettle on, get the kettle on, get the kettle on for the lads!"